Okay, by request, here's another semiannual Audience Development Group installment of classic quotes from left field, courtesy of Marty Green.

• "Last year we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn't think of anyplace else to play." (Harry Neale, NHL)

• "Blind people came to the ballpark, just to hear him pitch." (Reggie Jackson on Tom Seaver)

• "I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday everything will be fine." (PGA Golfer Doug Sanders)

• "When it's third-and-ten, you can have the milk drinkers. I'll take the whisky drinkers every time." (Max McGee Green Bay Packers)

• "My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can play Tennis. If you stick it on your forehead your chances aren't as good." (Vic Braden Tennis coach)

• When asked if Tom Landry ever smiled, Dallas Cowboy fullback Walt Garrison answered, "I don't know...I've only been here for nine years."

• "I have a lifetime contract. That means I can't be fired during the third quarter if we're ahead."  (Lou Holtz)

• "We were tipping off their players. Whenever we broke the huddle three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost." (John Breen NFL assistant)

• "The film looks suspiciously like the game itself." (Bum Phillips after a lopsided loss)

• Asked why his marriage ceremony took place before noon, the Packers' Paul Horning replied: "Because if it didn't work out, I didn't want it to ruin the whole day."

• "I learned a long time ago that 'minor surgery' meant when they do the operation on someone else." (Bill Walton)              

• "The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday." (Former Northwestern Coach)

• "Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash." (Vanderbilt football coach on a team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores)      

• When asked what coaching advice he gave batting super star George Brett, K. C. Royals' manager Jim Frey said "I told him 'Attaway to hit, George.'"

Sincerely,