She: "Put your phone away right. Now."

He: "Are you kidding me? There's a PokeStop with a lure at the Gap!"

She: "I swear to God, we are leaving if you keep this up."

He: "Why? It takes five seconds to collect things at a stop and, like, another ten seconds tops to catch a Pokémon, and I can do that while you're looking at skirts or something. That's boring for me, too."

She: "Auuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhh!"

Did you think that was a dialogue between a mother and son? Nah. It was two grown adults who appeared to be in their thirties, walking through a lovely outdoor outlet mall on a sunny day.