This spring offers the best local comedy line-up in recent memory. You can see all these headliners perform stand-up without ever paying a toll: Jay Leno, Bob Newhart, Paul Reiser, our fave rave Steven Wright, Robert Klein, Lewis Black, Wanda Sykes, Lisa Lampanelli, Whitney Cummings and John Mulaney, the rising star from Fox's new comedy Mulaney. There's ethnic humor from the Colleens of Comedy and the Italian Bad Boys of Comedy, and chick yucks with the Ladies of Laughter's Fun & Fabulous tour. Like to discover the next big thing? Check out the Nobodies of Comedy in Stamford. And New York Magazine called Uptown Showdown, a comic debate where writers from The Daily Show and The Onion square off with stand-up artists in a point-counterpoint style throw down the "best comedy show." 17 nights of stand-up here.

Our Spring Music Guide has 113 concerts from Bedford to Barclays Center, Caramoor to PAC. Including Ed Sheeran, The Who, the Chappaqua Orchestra, Patty Lupone, Natalie Merchant, Bedford Chamber Concerts, a pair of Steves (Winwood and Wonder), Diana Krall, Judy Collins and Eric Church. Phil Lesh celebrates his 75th birthday in Port Chester. Plus the best tribute bands covering the Beatles, the Dead and Zeppelin. Bookmark this for spring!

The Byram Hills stage company travels to Bali Hai for an enchanted evening with Nellie Forbush and Emile de Becque, Lt. Joe Cable and Liat, Bloody Mary and a cast of WWII sailors and nurses drawn from the James Michener classic Tales of the South Pacific. With a score from the inimitable Rodgers and Hammerstein with unforgettable songs like "Some Enchanted Evening", "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair", "There Is Nothing Like A Dame", "I'm In Love With a Wonderful Guy", "Younger Than Springtime", and "Bali Hai." Check dates and times here.

The Schoolhouse Theatre presents Paul Zindel's Pulitzer Prize winning play, The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds. Since its premiere in 1971, this masterful and moving drama about an eccentric widow and her two adolescent daughters has continued to hold its place as a mid-20th century American classic. Fri-Sun, 3/6-29. (Croton Falls) Check dates and times.

If you like watching twins (not in that way) tell jokes at breakneck speed and perform short sketches, the identical twin Sklar Brothers' take on modern life is a comedy freak show you won't want to miss. They have guest starred on Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Grey's Anatomy and Entourage. More funny stuff.

Caramoor's American Roots series is second to none in our area. This week the Dom Flemons Trio calls on traditional southern folk riffs, ragtime, blues, jug band music, and humor to re-interpret age-old forms for a contemporary American roots audience. Read more.

We give you the skinny on 42 March concerts from Mozart and Glass to the Moody Blues. There's American roots at Caramoor and chamber music at the Chappaqua library. Miranda Lambert and Blood Sweat and Tears. Diana Krall, Joan Osborne, Cassandra Wilson (pictured here) and bluegrass great Tony Trischka at a little club nearby called The Haven. There's Irish celebrations and cabaret, klezmer music, bel canto and Govt. Mule with John Scofield. More Music.

Are you ready to give your child the Breezemont experience? You can visit them to get a sense of the camp and all they have to offer! Camp tours are offered 7 days a week. Even if it's raining, you can still visit with Breezemont staff in their new visitor center. They'll even come to your home. You can arrange a home visit any day of the week. Click here to share the love. Breezemont Day Camp.

The Harvey Cavalier Summer Camp will hold an open house, Sat, March 7, at The Harvey School, 260 Jay Street, Katonah from 10 am-2pm. The camp, which features fine arts, crafts, theater, dance, gymnastics, swimming, sports and ice skating, is a limited enrollment, elective program for children entering pre-K through ninth grade. Open house visitors will meet the directors and tour the facilities on the 125-acre campus of The Harvey School. For more information, call (914) 232-0581 or visit: harveycavaliercamp.org 

Westmoreland's Sugarfest! celebrates the sugaring season with programming, demonstrations, and of course their delectable all-you-can-eat Pancake Feast served with 100% New York Maple Syrup. They'll be flipping plain, blueberry, and gluten free (upon advanced request) pancakes. Plus, plenty of sausage, fresh fruit and hot and cold beverages. For more information check out our Kids Events Guide and read more here.

Emmy Award-winning film and theatre critic Pat Collins will interview Harvey Fierstein, the four- time Tony Award-winning actor and playwright at The Harvey School as part of their Harvey Presents series on March 13. Tickets won't last. Read more here.