Vining Veggie Jokes
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon.
How do you mend a broken jack o lantern?
With a Pumpkin Patch.
What is a pumpkins favourite sport?
Squash.
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why was the jack o lantern afraid to cross the road?
Because it had no guts.
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