The Three Homophobes!
Bro. Mikhail, Bro. Fred and Bro. Jed made a sublime soul-winning team in Oregon this week. Read the rousing report below!
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 SODOMITE JUDGE STRIKES DOWN OREGON'S  | |
PSU lesbians celebrating.
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GAY MARRIAGE BAN
May 19, 2014, Portland State University
A queer federal judge struck down Oregon's law, which established that marriage is between a man and a woman. The queers were rejoicing, many were kissing one another. However, we rained on their parade. Same sex so-called marriages are not marriages at all. Despite what the state may recognize, these perverted unions will never be sanctioned by a Holy God, who instituted marriage between a man and a woman for the purpose of establishing a family, which is the cornerstone of society.
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"The institution of marriage is the cornerstone of society," Bro. Jed.
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Mikhail got the students riled up quickly as he preached from a platform where students gather in an amphitheater. After I had preached about 30 minutes I called upon local preacher Grant Chisholm, son of Ray Chisholm, who went to Berkeley with Holy Hubert in the sixties. Grant is definitely a chip off the old block. Grant "set the students on fire," as Holy Hubert used to say. Students were too riled for me to even relate my testimony. Twice Brother Fred's signs were stolen; each time the police recovered them. We had to deal with students dancing around us in a lewd way. A female kept screaming, "Vote in the student elections." One big fat person, whether male or female I know not, wanted to hug me or something. I ran around in a circle with this thing chasing me. It was really kind of funny.
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Local preacher Grant Chisholm, son of Ray Chisholm, who went to Berkeley with Holy Hubert in the sixties.
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Virtually, all the students seemed jubilant about the judge's decision striking down the ban on same sex marriages. These homos will never be satisfied until everyone accepts their behavior. Actually, they will never be satisfied until everyone turns homo, which will not happen. Once one breaks the natural barriers against sodomy; they are liable to do anything.
Homos are rejoicing today but they shall weep, wail and gnash their teeth in Hell.
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"Homos are rejoicing today but they shall weep, wail and gnash their teeth in Hell."
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"Crowds were large but at times we had to deal with perverted students dancing around us in lewd manners, as well as other distractions," Bro. Jed.
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THE SHEEP WITH THREE SHEPHERDS.
May 20, 2014, University of Oregon,
Students followed us around like sheep today. The amphitheater was occupied with those playing music. Mikhail started preaching and gathered a large crowd above the amphitheater; however, this is an area in which campus vehicles have to pass.
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Bro. Mikhail quickly gathered a large group.
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About 3 PM the police told the crowd to move out of the street, the crowd moved closer to Mikhail. After a while, the police must have grown tired of monitoring the situation. They told Mikhail to move to another grassy area of campus. I was concerned that it was too far to get the
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Bro. Mikhail's qualities for a good wife: "Number one, she must submit to me; Number two, she must want to have a lot of children; Number three, she must be a stay at home mom."
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crowd to follow. I negotiated with the police for a grassy area across the street. Mikhail led, and the crowd followed. He turned the meeting back to me. One student addressed the crowd, "We need to leave; we are just giving them the audience they want." No one left but him. About 4:30, I announced that I was going to tell "The Brother Jed Story." One of the hecklers suggested, "This might take a while; the amphitheater is empty now; we could comfortably sit down there." Everyone followed me to the amphitheater. After relating my testimony, I was able to expound on the teleological argument for God and teach on his nature and character. I taught until 5:45 and concluded the meeting in prayer.
Mikhail gave the qualities he is looking for in a wife, "Number one, she must submit to me; Number two, she must want to have a lot of children; Number three, she must be a stay at home mom." There were no takers; however, one buxom blond held a love sign next to Mikhail for much of the afternoon. I was suspicious that she was really interested in Mikhail.
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After relating my testimony, I was able to expound on the teleological argument for God and teach on his nature and character.
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The first week of June, I will be preaching with both Mikhail and Dean Saxon in Southern California. As much as these eligible bachelors, especially Dean, labor to keep these coeds from getting raped, I fear that a gang of girls may try to force themselves upon these young gentlemen.
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Werewolf visit.
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Modern females are desperate for real men since most college males have been effeminized. I may have to forcibly protect these young men from the lusty hussies throwing themselves at Mikhail and Dean.
The spirit of the Lord came on Fred today as he loudly preached for a good 20 minutes. Fred mentioned yesterday how much fun he was having. Nothing is more exhilarating than working for the Lord.
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The Spirit of the Lord was upon Bro. Fred in a mighty way as he preached today.
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Early in the afternoon several Christians were kneeling in front of us praying. Eventually, they stood up to hold hands in prayer. What they were praying, I know not. It may have been helpful because we had a great meeting today. Personally, I think their time would be better spent praying in the closet later. They could have been witnessing on the sidelines to a crowd agitated by the Holy Ghost.
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THE PATIENCE OF JOB
May 21, 2014, University of Oregon,
We moved to another grassy area to preach, not far from where Inter-varsity Christian Fellowship had set up a tent to talk about injustices. Some of them started arguing with Mikhail that we were doing it the wrong way. One said to me, "You are not doing yourselves any favors doing it this way." Jesus did not do himself any favors; yet he extended his favor (grace) to all who believe." Meanwhile, about a dozen homos and lesbians gathered holding various handmade signs of protest.
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Jesus did not do himself any favors; yet he extended his favor (grace) to all who believe."
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After about an hour a sodomite with blue hair started yelling in Mikhail's face. Mikhail mostly let him yell because he ended up drawing a crowd of 300. When other sodomites got in his face, Mikhail started running around the inner circle where the students had gathered. The homos began running with him; it was a sight to behold.  | |
One middle aged gentleman said to me later, "Brother Jed, you have the patience of Job."
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In the middle of the afternoon an administrator insisted that I had to stay on the move since I had not reserved a space. The catch was I had to pay $75 an hour to reserve a space. I more or less complied and moved around and most of the students followed me wherever I relocated. The blue haired homo was in my face most of the time trying to prevent me from staying on the move. I was able to outmaneuver him. One middle aged gentleman said to me later, "Brother Jed, you have the patience of Job."  | |
Meanwhile, about a dozen homos and lesbians gathered holding various handmade signs of protest. See more below.
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At 3:15 the troublemaking homos left for some other meeting on campus. Things settled down with these haters out of the picture. We had a relatively peaceful session until 5:30. The last hour students were sitting at my feet; I taught from a folding chair on various subjects including the testing of Job.
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A FEW HOMOS, MANY HOMOPHILES AND THREE HOMOPHOBES
May 22, 2014, Oregon State University,
It was slow gathering a crowd; these students are much more subdued than the ones at PSU or OU. There was an old hippy looking man, who turned out not to be as old as he looked; he was 43. He was doing all sorts of very limber dances including the splits. At one point a bunch joined him for brake dancing. Mikhail used the hippy atheist blasphemer as a foil to build a crowd.
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Subdued group at OSU.
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Meanwhile, I had a productive conversation with Hannah and Taylor and another fellow on confrontation evangelism. Taylor wanted me to pray with him for Mikhail because he felt that Mikhail was overcome with anxiety. I informed him that Mikhail is as cool as they come. Taylor admitted that he was the one who was anxious because our confrontational style was contrary to everything he had learned concerning relational evangelism. He admitted that the good cop, bad cop routine was effective. I also taught the three on overcoming sin.
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Bro. Fred singing his Miley Virus gospel song.
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At one point some Jewish boy, who was reading from the Hebrew Scriptures, took over the crowd and when he was finished everyone left. At 3 PM Mikhail had to start all over to gather a new crowd. Mikhail is strong in drawing an audience. Eventually, we had a larger gathering than the first crowd and much more lively. We met few sodomites here compared to PSU and OU. Unfortunately, most students seemed to be homophiles even though they were not practicing the perversion themselves. An atheistic philosophy student insisted on teaching me on how I should preach the gospel. We preached until 5:30.
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THE BOOK OF HEAVEN
May 23, 2014, University of Oregon,
There was a light rain when we started. Nevertheless, Mikhail was able to gather fifty in the amphitheater (the fishbowl). Fred prayed with arms raised towards heaven for the natural and spiritual sun to drive away the clouds; within an hour the sun appeared as we exalted the Son of God. Our audience was much more restrained than Tuesday and Wednesday. There was no organized protest with signs.There were significantly fewer students on campus with many of them having left town for the Memorial Day weekend. This has been the best two week span of weather that I have experienced in the NW.
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There was a light rain the first hour but Bro. Fred prayed the clouds away.
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Mikhail warned the students today concerning danger zones. It was here at OU that I first met Mikhail. He had read about me on the internet and watched some of my YouTube videos. I threw him up against a gang of demonstrating homos. However, he lost the crowd to a queer dressed in a rubber vagina suit. Mikhail has come a long way in just a year; he not only can hold a crowd but I have been letting him do most of the hard work of gathering an audience. Mikhail gets a lot of mileage out of his qualifications for a wife and characteristics of a real man. He has an outstanding sense of humor, which is especially helpful for the open air preacher.
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"My main theme today was why the God of Christianity far exceeds the gods of other religions," Bro. Jed.
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It was also just a year ago that I met Fred at the University of Washington. He has not had nearly the experience of preaching as Mikhail but Fred is also learning quickly. Fred really connected with the students today with his guitar, original songs and exhortations. Fred got a good strong voice for open-air ministry. Fred will be going back to Seattle this weekend. He has a camper so pray with me that next year Fred will hit the gospel road. He is enthusiastic about the ministry and understands our approach. Yesterday, he described my ministry as part evangelism and part vaudeville.
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Bro. Mikhail has come a long way in a year of campus preaching.
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My main theme today was why the God of Christianity far exceeds the gods of other religions. In 1832, four Indians traveled from the Pacific Northwest to St. Louis, Missouri, where they met with the great explorer General William Clark, and asked him for "the white man's book of heaven." They had heard from white trappers and other Indian tribes that the white men in the East possessed a book of great spiritual power, and wanted that power for their people. When the tale of the Indian's pilgrimage reached the east coast, it immediately sparked the interest of mission minded churches and the Methodist sent the first missionary to Oregon Territory, Rev. Jason Lee. Other religions are without the greatest spiritual of power of the love of a God, who sacrificed himself in the service of his Creation. Unfortunately, the people of the Pacific NW are slouching into the depths of darkness of the savages to whom the missionaries attempted to bring the light of the gospel and Christian civilization.
We had to leave the fishbowl at 3:30 since other groups had it reserved. Mikhail worked on gathering another audience; however, there was not much pedestrian traffic from which to draw. Several gathered, but we decided to call it a day at 4 PM.
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Bro. Jed praying for saints during ministry at Faith Alive Sacramento.
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