You Know You're A Dog Person When . . .

You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose prints all over the inside.

You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs its walk.

You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a taste, too).

You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of the noise.

You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog.

You carry more pictures of your dog in your wallet than any relative or friend.

You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.

You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.

 You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.

You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.