Our next support group will take place on Tuesday June 11, 2013 at  6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).

The support group meeting is FREE and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180 to find out more information. 

The support group leader is Elaine Kapperman, LICSW.

Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder

and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

Jimmy takes his wife Susan to a disco.

There's a guy on the dance floor giving it everything - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

Susan turns to her husband and says:

"See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down for you."

Jimmy replies, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

A hiker was brought before a judge and charged with killing a condor on the Endangered Species list. When he pleaded guilty, the judge asked for an explanation.

"Your Honor, I was hiking in the mountains and I got lost," the hiker said. "I wandered around for days, and I ran out of food. I was starving, so when I spotted the condor swooping down on a rabbit I ran as fast as I could and caught it before it could fly away. I built a fire and cooked it, and just when I finished eating it, the rangers found me. I would have died if I hadn't eaten that bird, Your Honor."

He seemed sincere, so the judge gave him a fine and set him free. As he turned to go, the judge asked, "Just out of curiosity, how did the condor taste?"

"Not bad," the hiker replied. "Sort of a cross between a bald eagle and a spotted owl."

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?

Dentist: $300

Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive.

Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

Good Dentist?

When a new dentist set up in town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the 'Painless' dentist. However a local little girl called Gemima disputed his claim.

'He's a fake!' Gemima told her friends. 'He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he screamed like anyone else.'

The man who is the world's leading expert on wasps is walking through Droitwich one day when he passes an old vinyl record shop.

Looking in the window, an album catches his eye: "The Sounds of Wasps from Around the World". He enters the store and asks the salesgirl if he can listen to the album.

"Sure...just go into the booth and put on the headphones," replies the shop assistant.

He does this and listens to ten minutes of buzzing noises until he can take no more.....he leaves the booth and says to the salesgirl, "I'm an expert on wasps and I have to say that I didn't recognise any of those noises".

"Oh, I'm so sorry," answers the assistant, "I was playing you the B side."

[ BEE............................................................]

A German has been ordered to stop laughing out loud in the woods after joggers complained that he was disturbing the peace. Accountant Joachim Bahrenfeld, 54, from Datteln said he goes to the woods after work and at weekends to have a good belly laugh. "It's part of living for me, like eating, drinking and breathing. I feel much better when I laugh, it's freeing and healthy," he said.

Now he faces a £4,000 [$7000USD] fine or six months jail if he laughs out loud again after a jogger successfully took him to court saying he was disturbing the peace.

German laugh expert Susanne Maier, who founded the German Laughter Academy which aims to teach serious minded Germans to lighten up, said, "Mr Bahrenfeld has been doing what we advise our students to do and that is to find a place they like to have a good old giggle. It would do the person who made the complaint and the judge good to come along to our school and learn for themselves the benefits of letting it all go."

A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters. On the bottom row were these letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied - "I know the fellow."

Your parents have always provided patience 
 love , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn
 to be there for them .
 

Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care

for seniors.  From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit

your family needs.  Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of

mind for you.  

Call us today and find out about our special rates.

Please Like us on facebook by clicking on this link.