Dodge Park Rest Home
Friday Special
 
  
  Funny Friday...Friday Laugh... 
A little humor to end the  week 
April 12, 2013

 

 LIFE at Dodge Park Rest Home. A True family story.

 To read the full story and learn about Dodge Park Rest Home unique level of care, please click on this link. 

 

 A heart touching very short story I came across this past week. A Must read.

24 year Old boy seeing out from the Train's window Shouted, "Dad, look the trees are going behind!". Dad smiled and a young Couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24year Old's Childish behaviour with Pity.
Suddenly he again Exclaimed. "Dad look the clouds are running with Us!" .

The couple couldn't resist & said to the old Man. "why don't you take your Son to a good Doctor?"

The proud father smiled & Said. .

"I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today." ?
MORAL : Every Single Person On The Planet Has a Story.
Don't Judge People Before You Truly Know Them.


 
 

COMING EVENTS (Stay tuned for the rest of 2013 events)

April 17, 2013 at 6:00pm - Presentation by Micha Shalev MHA CDP CDCM

April 25, 2013 at 5:30pm - Presentation by Attorney Laura Silver Traiger - Estate Planning

April 26, 2013 at 7:30pm - A Night of Harp and Violin

(All program information flyer are at the end of this newsletter)

 

 

FREE Dementia/Alzheimer's Workshop Series at Dodge Park Rest Home 

The first workshop will take place on Wednesday, February 20, 2013. This workshop is in celebration of the National Council of Certified Dementia Practitioners Alzheimer's and Dementia Staff Education Week, February 14th to the 21st.

 

 Wednesday, April 17, 2013 - Improve Cognitive Function

 

See flyer below!!!

 

 Tours and refreshments will be available between 5:30 and 6:00 pm. Workshop from 6:00 to 7:00 pm.

Micha Shalev, MHA, CDP, CDCM  Owner/Administrator of Dodge Park Rest Home will provide expert guidance on caring for people diagnosed with Dementia and Alzheimer's disease. RSVP required.

 

   

 

 Continue Laughing

 

 You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because

you stop laughing! Dodge Park Funny Friday (GCFJ) is an acronym for the

Good, Clean Funnies Jokes. We hope you will enjoy our Friday morning

jokes before the start of your day that you will want to share them with

your family and friends.     

 


From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,

 

at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club

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- Relaxation through Self-Hypnosis with Rabbi Irving Luchans
Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group

Our next support group will take place on Tuesday May 14, 2013 at

6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).

The support group meeting is FREE

and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180 to find out more information. 

The support group leader is Elaine Kapperman, LICSW.

Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder

and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

How being a parent can change your life....

 

When a baby is born into a family it affects every one in that family. However, as you have baby 2 then baby 3, the way in which you deal with the child also changes considerably. Read these suggested differences and enjoy a laugh with Will and Guy.

 

Your clothing:

 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your pregnancy is confirmed.

2nd baby: You wear your ordinary clothes for as long as you are able

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your ordinary clothes.

 

Getting ready for the day of the birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing as often as possible

2nd baby: You don't bother practicing your breathing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't help at all.

3rd baby: You accept an epidural injection as soon as it is offered.

 

Major concerns:

 1st baby: At the first sign of upset, the slightest cry you pick up the baby for a cuddle.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her cries threaten to wake your neighbours.

3rd baby: You teach your 2 year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

 

Dummies*:

 

1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor you put it away until you can go home and disinfect it properly.

2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

 

Note* in the USA this dummy would be called a 'binky'.

 

Buying a layette**:

 1st baby: You wash the clothes before organising them into colour coordinated folded piles neatly laid out in the baby's specially bought chest of drawers.

2nd baby: You make sure that the clothes are clean and throw only the ones with the dirtiest marks on them.

3rd baby: You are heard to say that boys can wear pink, no problem.

 

Note** Layette means all the clothes you need for a baby. Vests, cardigan, babygro all-in-ones and even bonnets.

 

Nappies: [Diapers in the USA]

1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their nappy every 2 to 3 hours, if required.

3rd baby: You change their nappy when others start to complain about the smell or you see it hanging down low.

 

What activities do you do with your youngster?

 1st baby: You take your child to the Clinic, the Gym, the swimming pool and the Library for story time.

2nd baby: You take your youngster to the Clinic.

3rd baby: You take your child to Asda/Walmart.

 

Baby sitters:

 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter you call home 4 times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

 

How you react when at home with the baby:

 1st baby: You spend a great deal of time every day just gazing lovingly at your baby.

2nd baby: You spend some of everyday keeping an eye open to ensure that your eldest child isn't squeezing, poking or hurting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend some of every day hiding from the children.

When we were younger...

We'd put our arms in our shirt and told people we lost them, would restart the video game when we knew we would lose, slept with all our stuffed animals as a child so none of them would be offended, had that one pen with 4 colors and tried to push the buttons all at once, poured soda into the cap and pretended to take shots, the hardest decision was choosing what Nintendo game to play, waited behind the door to scare some one but they took too long, faked being asleep so you would be carried to bed, used to think the moon followed your car, watching two drops of rain roll down the window pretending it was a race, went to the computer just to use Paint.

The only thing we needed to take care of was a Tamagotchi, the only "fake" friends were invisible friends, swallowed a fruit seed and scared to death that the fruit was gonna grow in my tummy, getting a bruised knee was way better than a broken heart...

 

Remember when we were kids and couldnt wait to grow up?...

What the heck were we thinking?...

 Creative approach..
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."


Heaven and hell: A Zen parable 

In ancient times, the story goes, a samurai warrior came to a Zen master with a question: "Can you tell me the nature of paradise and hell?"

"Who are you?" the master asked.

"I am a samurai!" the warrior replied proudly. The master shook his head.

"Your beard is unshaven, and your clothing is dirty. No ruler would have one such as you for a trusted guard."

At that insult, the warrior drew his sword angrily. But the master only glanced at it and shook his head again. "That weapon is much too dull to cut off any head."

The warrior raised the sword high, ready to avenge his honor.

The master sat calmly and said, "This is the nature of hell."

Recognizing the master's discipline and wisdom, the warrior lowered his weapon. "Master, please forgive me."

He nodded. "This is the nature of paradise."

Circle flies...
An old farmer got pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight around and started lecturing the farmer about his speed. He did his best to make the farmer feel uncomfortable but eventually got around to writing the ticket. As he wrote, he had to swat at several flies that were buzzing around his head.
"Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" asked the farmer.
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and looked up. "Well yeah, if that's what they are," he said. "I never heard of circle flies, though."
"Oh, they're pretty common on farms," said the farmer. "We call 'em circle flies because they're always circling around the back end of a horse." "I see," said the trooper as he continued writing the ticket. All of a sudden, he stopped and looked up at the farmer. "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?" "Oh no, officer," replied the farmer. "I have far too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass." "Well, that's a good thing," said the trooper as he resumed writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer continued. "Hard to fool them flies, though."


Dodge Park At Home- A Unique Model for Caring at Home

Your parents have always provided patience 
 
love , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn
 
to be there for them .
 

Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care

for seniors.  From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit

your family needs.  Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of

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Presentation by Attorney Laura Silver Traiger
                  

 

 

 

Night of Romantic Harp and Violin at Dodge Park Rest Home April 26, 2013 at 7:30pm
 


 
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