Our next support group will take place on Tuesday March 12, 2013 at

6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).

The support group meeting is FREE

and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180 to find out more information. 

The support group leader is Elaine Kapperman, LICSW.

Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder

and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

Man : "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity
for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.. The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?"

You'll love the answer..!!

 "I did.. They're in your fishing box!!
 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?  **his last battle*

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?  **at the bottom of the  page*

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?  ** liquid*

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?  ** marriage*

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?  **exams*

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?  **Lunch & dinner*

Q7. What looks like half an apple?  **The other half*

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?  **It will simply become wet*

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?  **No problem, he sleeps at night.*

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?  **You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..*   Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?  **Very large hands*

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?  ** No time at all, the wall is already built.*

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?  **Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.*
 

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.     "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.     "You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL.

   "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.     " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.     "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.     "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.     "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.     "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.     "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.     "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.     "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.     "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.     "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.     "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.     "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.     "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.     "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.     "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.     "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.     "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.     "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.     "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.     "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.     "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.     "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. The first guy loves women. So they put him in a room for a year with over 200 girls for a year. The second guy loved to get drunk. So they put him in a room with every beer there ever was to drink for a year. The third guy loved to smoke. So they put him in a room with every kind of cigarette there was to smoke.

 Two hours later they hear the guy that loved to smoke banging on the door but they ignored him, he's in there for a year. A year later they let them out. They first guy came out and he could barely walk. The second guy came out and couldn't walk because he was so drunk. The third guy came out crying.

They asked him why he was banging on the door and why he was crying. He said, " I forgot my lighter!"
 

Your parents have always provided patience 
 love , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn
 to be there for them .
 

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