We are hosting one of our final Hamptons Happy Hours at Sidebar and adding a little Cinco De Mayo theme to spice it up a bit!

 

To be honest, I am running out of things to say. Have you ever tried writing 2 emails a week to a whole lot of people? Everyone (hopefully) reading it, commenting on it, trying to catch my mistakes...and I do usually make at least 1 typo or grammatical error per email. No one EVER said I was perfect or, for that matter, even close to it :) 

 

On a side note, one thing I learned about making fun of people is that you can never go wrong insulting yourself. It appears like you are being modest and no on gets hurt. Win. Win!

 

Sorry, I was digressing. All I wanted to say was: 

 

Party tomorrow. It will be good. Come. 

We have a Hamptons House. It will be fun. Call me.

 

► Back Lounge 100% Private

 

► If you are already in the house, please RSVP Required at http://davidshapiro.net/events/sidebarmay2. 

 

► If you are not in the house yet, call 212-579-4844 to RSVP and discuss the possibility of visiting us this summer.

 

► $10 includes 3 Soft Tacos + shot of Tequila

 

► $10 Jumbo Margaritas

 

► Tequila Flights include 4 tequilas + Tequila Cocktail of your choice

 

General info about the Hamptons at http://davidshapiro.net/hamptons

 

Our house has every comfort, luxury, and convenience you could want!

Guests have access to our 20' x 50' heated gunite pool; 8-person hot tub;
spacious sundeck; basketball, volleyball, and tennis courts; jacuzzi;
wide-screen TV; Wi-Fi; modern kitchen; high-end BBQ; and more.


To us, constant maid service throughout the weekend is not a luxury, but a necessity.
We always take care to ensure our house is both fun and immaculately clean!


While some places leave you to fend for yourself, we think that no house is ever
complete without plenty of food, drinks, and supplies. Our in-house chef prepares
6 meals every weekend and even more on holiday weekends.

 

We know you have other things going on during the summer, so at our house,
you are not forced into a rigid schedule of alternating weekends. Instead, you
get to pick exactly which and how many of the 15 summer weekends you want.


Prices are 20% less than alternatives so that all our friends can afford to stay and
play in the Hamptons. For your convenience, all major credit cards are accepted.

 

Every weekend, there will be both familiar faces and new people to meet.

Just think about it: If each guest picks their own custom schedules, no two weekends
will be be exactly the same! At other houses, chances are you'll be bored by your
second visit...if you're not already bored by your first :)

When you arrive on Friday, you will have the chance to meet all your weekend
housemates at dinner. Afterwards, we host a cocktail party, then we all venture to
the most prestigious clubs and lounges in the Hamptons.

On Saturday afternoon, we host a BBQ/pool party before we enjoy another gourmet
dinner prepared by our in-house chef and a house happy hour. Afterwards,
we take you out to sample more of the best Hamptons nightlife.

Our pool party on Sunday afternoon will be your opportunity to say "good-bye" to your
housemates...but since we always take care to weed out the annoying, obnoxious
people for which the Hamptons are known, chances are you'll want to keep in touch!