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Jokes for your Valentine
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? "Owl be yours."
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day? "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand"
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day?
"I find you very attractive."  What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day? "My heart beats for you" Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine? "She didn't suit his taste!"
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? "Hogs and kisses"
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day? "You mean a great dill to me"
What do you call two birds in love? "Tweethearts" |