NWN VIII:
Back To The Return of the Revenge
The Official Flag of Ninjakistan
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to put your skills to the ultimate test.
Ninja Warrior Night
- the greatest thing ever in the history of people -
comes back to Alexandria on January 17th!
Need a taste? Here's the epic recap from NWN VII:
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It's been too long!
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in a long line the day of the event.
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UEB Aerials Expo:
The Unraveling
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That's a silk curtain joke. Laugh.
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Enjoy the video recap of this showcase of elegant power...
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In other UEB news...
They have 4-year olds doing handstands.
What's your excuse?
"But I don't weigh 13 lbs!"
That's interesting. Now wipe the Cheeto dust off your bib and call our support line at 1-800-STOP-MAKING-LAME-EXCUSES-THIS-NUMBER-IS-TOO-LONG-I-GUESS-YOU'RE-GONNA-CRY-ABOUT-THAT-TOO so one of our unsympathetic motivation experts can tell you to come to Adult Gymnastics and get your inversion on! |
Schedule Alert #1:
Breakdancing is BACK!!!
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Stelf Vs Hannibal for all the marbles.
Or whatever B-Boys get paid with. B-coins?
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What kind of name is Stelf anyway? Uh...kind of the PERFECT name for a b-boy teacher at a ninja gym!
MooseDragon and Nala: fascinated.
FabFrankieFresh, holdin down tha middle...
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Schedule Alert #2:
Eat Your Greens!
We're off to see the nizard! (ninja + wizard = duh)
Our path to the Red Band is being refurbished for you, our wary Green Band students, who are just soooo sure you can't do it. Enough! Starting January 1st we are announcing new class times for Eat Your Greens - our advanced conditioning class for Green Bands ONLY!
This class allows Greens to focus their training for the Red more precisely. If you lack technical skill, keep going to Green Band class. If you lack strength, go Eat Your Greens. This follows other changes we've made to our Level Up system and the Red Test, such as
1. The Red Test is now done in two parts
Part One
Strength & Conditioning section
Part Two
Technique & Stealth sections
The reason we did this is because the S&C section is so physically demanding that past testers have found it difficult to perform techniques afterwards. Therefore, upon passing the S&C portion of the test students will then have up to 30 days to prepare for Technique & Stealth.
2. Mandatory class attendance for all Green Bands
Whether you want the Red or not, all Green Bands must attend ONE CLASS PER MONTH in order to keep their bands. Oh no! We need to see you once in a while to make sure you didn't forget how to, like, land. Is that too many rules for you? Awww, poor baby. We invite you to try...any other sport or activity. Then you can learn what Too Many Rules actually is!
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Schedule Alert #3:
Manassas Classes
Breakdancing - Manassas Friday Adult Class will be at 5 pm and Kids class will be at 6 pm.
Aerials - All Manassas Sunday Aerials classes are temporarily canceled HOWEVER We are Adding Thursday 6 pm Kids Aerials Class in Manassas that will be taught by Kate Goff.
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Parkour Honor Roll - December
Where is everybody? On vacation?
What's a "vacation?"
Time to recognize the traceurs who took their game to the next level and earned a Green or Red Band. (Still no Black Bands to date...but you could be the first!)
Alexandria
Ciaran O'Malley - Green Band
UEB
is gearing for a big test day on January 10th for several Greens and also THE RED BAND TEST FOR THEIR INSTRUCTORS ADAM AND SHAWWWWWWN!!!! Good luck guys!
Trying to earn your Green? Click!
Oh, you think you can do Red? Click!
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Video of The Month:
Immortality is yours! TAKE IT!
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I heart Denver
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Get it? No?
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