This is NOT a Yawn.....
This IS my desperate cry for H-E-L-P!!!!As you can see I am an extremely cute Siamese kitten. I am approximately one year old...I think!
My previous owners put this really cute little collar on me and then they took me for a ride and just dumped me. Yeh...Dumped me!!!...I remember wandering around for what seemed like months looking for food until I found the safe haven of these Beaver Creek folks. I could hardly stand up I was so weak and I was so dehydrated that I couldn't even drink water. Starved and on my last leg they fed me and gave me shelter in their nice big barn.
And then in a couple of weeks after I got my strength back and put some weight back on they told me they were taking me to get "tutored". Well, I am here to tell you that when this veterinarian guy gave me that shot for "babies" and then put me to sleep, I knew that I wasn't really being "tutored". I don't know exactly what he did but I just feel a wee bit more feminine for some reason here lately.
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Here I am just relaxing, enjoying the good life
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Now, back to my cry for help. It appears according to Ken and Ava that I don't play well with others. They say I keep trying to chase their other two cats away. My thought is that those "girls" really don't need to be here. This is a man's world. Why don't they get it? I want "all" the food for me...just me! When you have been as starved and stranded as I was you really get afraid that you won't have something to eat if you share. Can't help it. I didn't ask for this to all happen to me but it did and now I want it all. I want the nice warm barn and the cozy swing, and the porch and sitting on their laps and getting rubbed. I think that's my favorite thing to do...sit on their laps and get rubbed....ohhh...it feels s-o-o-o good you know.
Anyway, I think I need to find a place of my own. I know these people have been good to me and helped me through some really bad times but from hearing their whispers I think it would be best if I could just move in with someone else.
Now, here is my problem. I need a really safe place to go and I don't know where that is. I know I need to be somewhere that is nice and warm where I can have a great lap to lay on and get rubbed. I also know I need a place that is definitely away from those nasty streets and scary cars. I don't know much about them in my short existence but I have overheard the other two cats here meowing something about it. Anyway, those are definite must haves. I really don't remember but I think at my first home I would go inside and/or outside. At least that's what I've heard Ken and Ava say as I sometimes try to get in their house at night. And in case you are worried....I don't scratch anything either...I just lay around looking cute. Heck I don't even like chasing mice or birds or any of that dumb kitty stuff. That's like work. Why would any smart cat want to do that? I think of myself as the new generation type cat. I am a nice, sweet, lovable Siamese who just wants to lay around, get fed and definitely get petted on. Ahh..the good life for me.
So, I am making my plea for help. Will some really nice person with a nice safe home come take me away?
PLEASE?????
You can even name me!
If you are that special person that will take care of me, keep me safe and love on me then please send Ken an email at beavercreek55@yahoo.com or call him.