What's the hottest video craze sweeping the far east?  It's "Woody's Golf Yoga," featuring our own Terry Woodruff showing his amazing putt-measuring yoga poses.  Sure to thrill and delight, you can order your video online today.  (Not suitable for children under 16 or those with a strong aversion to the sound of arthritic crackling.) 

While many of us are secretly jealous of Office Manager Pam McCormick's beautiful log home, and her ability to turn trash into amazing works of art, the reality is that our own Mrs. McCormick has been sidelining as a guest star on "hoarders."  Turns out she's got a secret second home where she cozies up to her recycle bin.  "I can breathe easy here," she says.  "I can wash and reuse all the ziplocs wasted at work.  I'm currently spinning them into crystalline yarn and knitting sweaters for Melinda's dogs." 

Some of you may have noticed that Theresa Campbell recently had a nice vacation to Austin, Texas.  What you may not have heard about was her quickie wedding to crooning country superstar Lyle Lovett.  Her current husband is still confused and wandering the empty venues of the SXSW shows.  Theresa has been seen humming "Don't Touch My Hat" and teasing the crown of her hair to challenging heights. 

With all of the spiritual presence of a neon-glowing Pabst Blue Ribbon sign, Jason Hanson has developed a weekend sideline as the "Guru of Beer" for Cowlitz County.  He provides beer guidance for thousands of Cowlitz County followers via his blog,