The Apocalypse ... Again
Harry T. Cook


By Harry T. Cook
1/29/16
 
 
A bulletin board outside a church in our neighborhood announced in big, black uppercase letters a presentation on how current events predict the imminent return of Jesus Christ to Earth.
 
P.T. Barnum was not embarrassed to announce that his circus would produce two-headed women and other excitements. He packed them in, there being -- in the oft-quoted remark incorrectly attributed to him -- a sucker born every minute. Barnum undoubtedly thought that, but evidently didn't say it.
 
The forecast and explanation of the apocalypse surely will have appeal to those who are susceptible to such religious sideshows. The congregations for such presentations are, like Gaul, divided into three parts: the habitu�s of the place, the overconfident proud and the fearful. The first will sleep through the rant as they have many times heard it, the second will smirk as they contemplate being received into the arms of Jesus and the third will hope like hell that they will be amongst the elect.
 
Such solemn exegeses are a witches' brew of biblical passages drawn from the apocalypses of Daniel and Revelation. Both are rich with gore about who will and will not be spared eternal punishment. It is a feast of damnation in 3-D and Technicolor. Those deemed unfit for heaven are consigned to the nether regions. The elect are the lucky ones. There's open season on those in between.
 
Had I the stomach, I would have gone to that neighborhood church to hear a tortured preview of coming attractions and to observe those who apparently would have taken it seriously, perhaps finding need to call EMS to administer defibrillation to their struggling hearts.
 
I did not attend, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that among the current events spoken of as sure signs that the end was near were neither the water crisis in Flint nor the Third World state of Detroit public schools. Nor, further, would it have been the inexorable rising of sea levels and the melting the Arctic icecap -- sure signs of the coming human-made apocalypse.
 
That's because "the end" means different things to different people.
 
You would ask how could the preachers in such churches be able to figure out that the end was near when it did not come with the explosion of the first atomic bomb or one of many savage events that have killed millions of their God's innocent children.
 
Easy.
 
During my graduate school days, I was a student in an advanced Hebrew seminar. The ever-wily Professor Helmer Ringgren challenged us to "prove" as Archbishop James Ussher had done in the 17th century that Earth was created on October 23, 4004 BCE just as we could see it before us on that date in the autumn of 1962 CE. Ussher was one of the finest biblical scholars of his time -- a time not yet engaged by the Enlightenment and the observations of Darwin and Einstein.
 
Ussher had trolled the scriptures for verse and half verse to put together a timetable that inexorably led him to his conclusion that Earth's Day One came in 4004 BCE. Five thousand nine hundred sixty-six years later, we young rats were to do the same. I was one of three who worked together to reach the same conclusion. The other two, along with Professor Ringgren, are dead now. I am the only living witness to our project -- in case you wanted corroborative evidence.
 
And that would be how my neighbor up the street would have "proven" that the end is near, i.e. by cherry-picking biblical passages and stirring in what he considered relevant current events, viz., earthquakes, wars, rumors of wars and the eternal struggle of Israel. It is a favorite exercise of fundamentalists. Cos� fan tutte.
 
Would that more preachers would point to Flint and Detroit as signs of the end, because that is what they are. Something big-time is going to end in both places.
 
Either the governor of Michigan or some number of his stumblebum aides may do jail time or at the least fade away into lifelong opprobrium as poisoners of Flint. As to Detroit, those who have been at the least incompetent and, at the worst, criminally culpable -- that while collecting their inflated salaries -- may get to know life behind bars, where the conditions will be better than the many Detroit school buildings they left to rot without the slightest thought of the underpaid teachers and their disadvantaged students who had to work and learn in them.
 
The people of Flint and the students, their parents and teachers in Detroit schools have learned a lot about apocalypse without ever having to set a foot in church. And speaking of cherry-picking the biblical text, how about this one from Amos chapter 5? Let justice roll down like waters, and righteous as an everlasting stream.


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Readers Write
Re essay of 1/22/16 2016: A Thinning Line of Defense  
 

Linda Samelson, West Bloomfield, Michigan:
I'm so proud of the work that you have done in defense of Roe v. Wade and applaud your work over the years and your honesty in writing this article. Like others who support Planned Parenthood, I will be devastated if this right is taken away from women. My friend was at a rally in Lansing for Planned Parenthood when the perimeter was occupied by men with rifles and guns. It was terrorizing to everyone, but the rally continued in spite of feeling threatened by these thugs and bullies. I think of the heroes of the fight for abortion rights, Dr. Tiller and so many others not as prominent, and I know the fight will go on. Having been to protests, fundraisers for Planned Parenthood, etc. I am uplifted so see so many young people involved. Thanks for this moving essay.
 
Ethel McCormick, Peoria, Illinois:
That you, a Christian minister, should have been involved in such a thing as encouraging women to murder their fetuses is beyond belief. Did the authorities of your church know what you did back then? Did the law? Your belated confession is pointless and dishonest.
 
Barbara Holmberg, Utica, Michigan:
I very much appreciated reading about this part of your past and the circumstances that faced pregnant women back when I was very young. The freedom Roe v. Wade brought to so many was important to all women, especially the poor who couldn't afford to fly to France for an abortion. It's difficult for me to accept that this freedom could be stripped from the rights of women to control what happens to their bodies. Choice must prevail.
 
Gloria Pelham, Durham, North Carolina:
You must have been fairly young during the time you wrote about. I supposed you protested the Vietnam war, marched with King and all those other 1960s PC things. But would you do it now? As for your paean of praise to the mothers of your children and grandchildren, that was phony beyond belief. Roe v. Wade was a sin against God, and if you as a priest don't know that, then you don't know anything.
 
Blayney Colmore, La Jolla, California:
The one great pronouncement the Episcopal Church got right, in my judgment, was when General Convention voted to call abortion a "tragic necessity." Although I thought Roe v. Wade perilously perched on the right to privacy, I ignorantly assumed, once handed down, would end the debate. I didn't anticipate the resurgence of differing opinion about the impossible mystery of when a division of two cells becomes a person with full protection under law. Who ever went for an abortion frivolously? By what arrogance do we pretend to understand and govern the agonizing choice a woman makes? I have tried to persuade my wife that the matter of a fetus that may be viable could be considered to have rights, but she remains fiercely in support of the sole right of the mother to make that awful judgment. I defer to her, as I think we all should.
 
Rabbi Larry Mahrer, Parrish, Florida:
Back in the day, I, too, met with women, and with their male partner (less frequently) to talk about the possibility of ending a pregnancy. The only word that seems to fit all of these encounters is anguish. The conversations were never easy, no matter what side of the desk one was on. Many of the women wanted a yes or no response from me. The first challenge therefore, was getting them to understand that termination or not was entirely their choice. I hope I was supportive, whichever way the woman elected to go.
 
Janet Halper, West Bloomfield, Michigan:
Thank you for an excellent, clear, and committed commentary on women's choice. Freedom is a precious and deserved right constantly in danger of being lost at any moment. It bears constant, 24-hour protection.

Bonnie Smith, Acme, Michigan:
Thank you. Excellent as always.
 
Jim High Tupelo, Mississippi:
We are living through a time of transition. It was within my lifetime that test-tube babies were created and cloning became a reality. Some day in the not-too-distant future, abortion will be a moot point as making and growing strong babies will move from the woman's body to the laboratory. Birth defects will be handled like we currently prune bushes to make them grow as we want.
 
Mary Slater, Albion, Michigan:
I so enjoy these essays. As to this one, I notice that many who oppose abortion seem unwilling to support programs that help care for the children once they are born. It seems to me that "right to life" ought to include "right to high quality of life."
 
Fred Fenton, Concord, California:
I share your concern that Roe v. Wade is in danger of being overturned. Some states are already limiting access to abortion. The election of a Republican president in November would almost surely result in the next appointment to the Supreme Court of a justice who would side with those wishing to overturn that historic decision.  My mother was a pioneer doctor who graduated from medical school in 1921. She spent many years trying to save the lives of poor women who tried to abort themselves. Mother was thankful and relieved when abortion became a legal procedure. A rock-ribbed Republican, she would be horrified by her party's efforts to end Planned Parenthood (and limit voting rights) today.
 
Richard M. Schrader, Jacksonville, Florida:
Your courageous and kind counseling of women seeking abortions near the beginning of your clerical career highlighted the need to provide a safe, clean alternative to the shady (and often criminal) activities of the abortion clinics existing at that time. It is difficult to pinpoint the opposition to Planned Parenthood and other organizations whose purpose is to provide health and to strengthen human relationships.

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