The Skeptic's Christmas


Harry T. Cook
Harry T. Cook
By Harry T. Cook
12/13/13

The skeptic in religious matters is in some ways an outlier when it comes to Christmas. He or she can feel a tad sheepish in pausing to admire a creatively displayed cr�che or merely humming the tune of a familiar carol.

 

Being agnostic by nature, the skeptic does not claim to know the unknown or the unknowable. It is with the present time and the welfare of fellow human beings that he is concerned. The skeptic is uneasy about reciting creeds composed by fourth-century bishops and is dismissive of so-called miracles along with claims of divine intervention in the natural order.

 

Consequently, he is able to countenance such stories as the "birth at Bethlehem" only as myth, however charming, and as metaphorical overreach. A story that might touch him more than anything in the Bible is that of Charles Dickens' Ebenezer Scrooge and his almost-too-late enlightenment to the effect that humankind, not the counting house, was his business.

 

That said, even the most committed skeptic cannot avoid -- and deep down may not wish to avoid -- Christmas as we know it: even those labored-over celebrations aided and abetted by free-flowing booze, catered mostaccioli and meatballs with sides of chicken wings and portions of indefinite vegetables, shoppers frantic to buy this tchotchke and that gizmo for those who already have more than they know what to do with, the calorie-freighted Christmas dinner, the evergreen all bedecked and -- if there is time -- even midnight mass. Crazy as it all is, it is in the end a nice package.

 

Even old Scrooge, after tending magnanimously to the needs of the Cratchits, went to church and later to his nephew's home to dance and dine.

 

Now this agnostic secular humanist skeptic dearly loves the fabric and texture of Christmas. He can be brought to tears by even a mediocre rendering of "Silent Night." He knows much of Handel's Messiah by heart and can sing you four of the five stanzas of Phillip Brooks' O little town of Bethlehem without recourse to a hymnal. He would not let the first of December pass without putting up a balsam wreath and weaving the tender branches of the deciduous lilac bush in his front yard with strands of twinkling white lights.

 

He will pace up and down the Christmas tree lot until the "perfect" fir is spotted, part with most of $40 to take it home and later enjoy it in its decorated splendor. He will wait with anticipation for children and grandchildren to gather on the Day for gift giving and a turkey dinner. He will have gone to church on Christmas Eve and have said and have sung most of the texts proper to the occasion.

 

What kind of things are those for a skeptic of the agnostic secular humanist sort to do? And why does he do them? Why would he count a December lost if he did not accomplish each?

 

Sentiment powers his celebration and his annual longing for it. Christmas is the time, is the holiday during and upon which many of his memories of parents long dead and of siblings and children now scattered among widespread longitudes are centered.

 

The winter solstice, too, plays a part in the largely mindless drive that takes this celebrant to such ends and makes him not so much different from the person who toddles off to church believing that Jesus was born of a virgin so that He could die to forgive the sins of everybody, excepting perhaps jihadists.

 

The attenuation of daylight and the darkness that falls well before the supper hour conspire with the winter cold to drive him to the warmth of his home. All of it makes him think of Christmas as he knew it when a child and before he came to grips with the impossibility of taking literally the myth of Bethlehem together with the myths that both precede and follow it.

 

It was so easy in his earlier years to believe it and believe in all it was given to imply. In mature years, though, he came to see that such myth-making constitutes yet another attempt to domesticate the universe by positing at its heart an infinite goodness that will somehow prevail.

 

But not when the most believable character in the whole of the Christmas story is Herod whom the Evangelist Matthew depicted as ordering the execution of every male child in the vicinity of Bethlehem under the age of 2 to ensure that one of them -- a certain Jesus, said to be a child king -- would be removed as a threat to Herod's own kingship.

 

That particular case of wholesale murder -- called in tradition the slaying of the Holy Innocents -- probably did not occur as it is reported, however typical it was of Herod's outrageous behavior. It is told of only in one of the gospels, and no mention of it is made in other documents of the period. Yet, wholesale murder has haunted the human epoch from its beginning, and often enough it has been sponsored by religious zeal.

 

Certainly unintended is the disquieting juxtaposition of the execution of the Holy Innocents in the Gospel according to Matthew with the birth of a child lauded by angelic choristers as the courier of "peace on Earth, good will toward men" in the Gospel according to Luke. The two documents emerged a decade or two apart and largely from different sources. Yet, when Johannes Gutenberg printed the Bible in book form, the yawning gap between evil and good became alarmingly obvious.

 

Turn a few pages, and you go from massacre to cantata -- both prominent in a text some call "The Word of God." If that doesn't invite skepticism, I don't know what will. It can make "Silent Night" more of a weary lament than an act of devotion.

 

FOOTNOTE: Speaking of innocents, tomorrow December 14, marks the first anniversary of the dread and unspeakable carnage in Newtown. Those who died that day might live still had not a careless nation failed to summon the social and political courage to curb the spread of its own weapons of mass destruction.

 


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Have you ever found yourself humming a favorite childhood hymn, only to realize you could no longer embrace its message? Harry Cook explores how hymns reflect the religious beliefs of their times. He revisits the texts of popular hymns, posing such questions as: How true are they to the biblical texts that seem to have inspired them? What aspects of nineteenth- and twentieth-century piety have persisted into the twenty-first century through the singing of those hymns? And, how does one manage the conflict between the emotional appeal and the theological content of such hymns?

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Readers Write 
Essay 12/6/13: Saint Nicholas, Patron Saint of Children and Thieves:               

 

 

Rev. Deacon Bonnie Smith, Acme, MI:

Thank you, and a blessed St. Nicholas Day to you. We have always celebrated this holiday in our family, and have carried it on to the church with a visit from St. Nicholas to collect the donations of food from the congregation to those who need it so badly. St Nicholas calls us to remember those that our society is ever too eager to marginalize and then hopefully ease us into a state of amnesia concerning their existence as we refocus on the false promises of capitalism.

 

Harvey H. Guthrie, Fillmore, CA:

Of the essay: Poetic structure: Clement Clark Moore. Poetic content: Samuel's and Jesus' moms.* Poetic applier to present outrages: Harry Cook. [*Dr. Guthrie refers to I Samuel 2: 7-8 and Luke 1:52-53, variant versions of a text put on the lips of both Hannah, mother of Samuel, and Mary, mother of Jesus.]

 

Cynthia Chase, Laurel, MD:  

Loud applause. Good parody. Speaking of grousing, we have a pious Catholic relative who has deep misgivings about Pope Francis. What part of "Love Thy Neighbor" don't these folks understand?

 

Nicholas Molinari, Brick, NJ:

BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! There is no worst hypocrite than a Republican who calls him/herself a Christian! A pox upon their self-righteousness.

 

Michael Howard, Palm Springs, CA:

And smart poetry as well! Thinking of the old English practice of boy bishops from St. Nicholas Day to Christmas, perhaps children should be made legislators in Congress for a season. Thinking of the gross inequity of US wealth distribution, I commend to you Robert Reich's new documentary film "Inequality for All."

 

Karen Davis, Royal Oak, MI:

What a great way to address St. Nicholas Day! . . . a little background history and a rousing poetic attack on the House thieves who steal from the poor to give to the rich.

 

Beth Darling, Santa Monica, CA:

Thank you, thank you for your withering humor on a really serious subject. I cannot imagine that even the House Republicans would cut that much in food stamps knowing what they must know. If they do and it is done, America will have become a worse economic tyranny than it already is.

 

Milt Stetkiw, Rochester, MI:

Your poignant words, as usual, cut to the chase. Dickens' words and drama come alive and are a re-enactment of current conditions that exist all around us, but so many are living in insulated societies that do not come into contact with the untouchable underclass. Bravo, master wordsmith.

 

Donald Worrell, Troy, MI:

This is yet another gem of an essay.  "...purblind husks of humanity" -- perfect! I have come to despise virtually the entire political class. In this "season of hope," there seems to be very little of the same.

 

Larry Peplin, Grosse Pointe Park, MI:

Today's essay was so perfectly crafted I'm beyond complimentary words. Thank you for it.

 

Chris Cook, Ann Arbor, MI:

I love your St. Nicholas column. Thanks for tweaking the nose of the carborundum, mon ami!! (To mix metaphor and languages.)

 

Hannah Provence Donigan, Commerce Twp., MI:

You are a fine poet as well as a gifted essayist and speaker! I strive to improve in all three areas of using language. How clever you are in displaying the lack of interest, concern, or feeling for our less-fortunate fellow humans. You use an apt metaphor for the one percent in the U.S. population. Our country needs more and more saints in the 99 percent to address serious problems.

 

Fred Fenton, Concord, CA:

Thank you for calling out congressional Republicans for their despicable attitude toward the poor. I believe they are disloyal Americans. They obstruct programs aimed at helping those in need without offering sensible alternatives. If democracy ultimately rests on "we the people," Republicans should be routed in the 2014 elections. Otherwise we are in danger of losing our moral compass as a nation and becoming more and more like a "banana republic," with the rich in control and the rest of the population despised and rejected.

 

Samantha Collins, Boulder, CO:

Bravo for your essay and its poetry. Good run up of Clement Moore. Congress makes Scrooge look like an angel of mercy.

What do you think?
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