New Rings, Old Pawn Watch Cuffs, & Miscellaneous Added

Ugly Otter Trading Post
September 3rd, 2013

phone: 775 753 5396

Dear Customer of the Ugly Otter Trading Post:

Thanks for being a customer, and thanks for being on our e-mail list!

This week we have added a large number of New Navajo and Zuni Finger Rings. The link is: http://www.uglyotter.com/Rings1.htm which will take you to the first of eleven pages of these. Surely, you can find at least one that strikes your fancy? 'Ol Ugly and his Beautiful Wife (and Cathy & Dan) will be grateful for a nice order.

Most of these rings can be re-sized by only a limited amount. We can go up about one full size, but we can't go down in size any at all. Some rings, like the inlay Zuni ones, we can't re-size without popping out a stone or two. Nope, don't wanna do that.

Along with the New Rings, we also added some Old Pawn Watch Cuffs. The watches shown in the photos are new watches we have put in. The cuffs shown without a watch, you can use your own watch, or we will install a new one. Just tell us on the order if you want us to put in a new watch! The link to these is: http://www.uglyotter.com/Mcuff1B.htm .

We also added a nice selection of "Miscellaneous" items, like money clips, key rings, letter openers, etc. They are all shown on this link: http://www.uglyotter.com/Misc.htm . The good thing about these, they make good presents for that niece or nephew or whoever may be going away to school this fall. They can be nice presents, and won't break the bank. They can also be a good present for yourself, or some business partner. Frankly, we don't care who you give them to, as long as you order some of them! (A moment of truth, here)

NONSENSE TIME

Who says bikers aren't compassionate, tolerant, and understanding?

Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro , North Carolina bikers were riding east on Highway #74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River bridge.

So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

IT'S JUST ME AND LEROY

A guy stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole. The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.

"I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and headed down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?"

"Well, we work for the government and we're just doing our job," one of the men said.

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us: Me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree, and Leroy here puts the dirt back.

You see with the government sequestering, they are not buying any more trees so Elmer's job's been cut ... so now it's just me an' Leroy.

Thanks a lot,

The Ugly Otter (and his Beautiful Wife)
Ugly Otter Trading Post