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Joke of the Week
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Gender
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example...
Tire- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
Sponges- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Hot Air Balloon- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
Web Page- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
Subway- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hourglass- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Control- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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