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Joke of the Week
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Things My Mother Taught Me...
1. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
3. CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
4. ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
5. HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
6. WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
7. JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."
How many of these did your mother teach? AND how many did you teach your children?
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Funny Cartoon of the Week
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