May
2016
Issue 2


Humor is the Best Medicine!
Humor  

According to Phychology Today humor is serious business. Sure, there's simple comedy like a pie in the face or an Adam Sandler movie, but a lot of jokes display real intellect, and despite much reflection and experimentation-both in labs and on stages-no one has yet discovered a unified theory of hilarity. Humor can be used for bonding, releasing tension, attracting a mate, putting a rival in his place, or entertaining a child. It has as many functions and styles as there are variations on the light bulb joke. 

Enjoy.... 
NATIONAL GRAPE POPSICLE DAY - May 27
Each year on May 27 it is National Grape Popsicle Day.

In San Francisco, California, in 1905, 11-yr-old Frank Epperson was outside on his porch, mixing water with a white powdered flavoring to make soda.  Upon going inside, it left it there, on the porch, with the stirring stick still in it.  That night in California, the temperature reached a record low and the following morning, Frank discovered the drink had frozen to the stick.  This inspired the fruit-flavored "Popsicle".

Years later, in 1922, Epperson introduced his treat at a fireman's ball, found it to be a huge success, and then in 1923, he made and sold his frozen treat-on-a-stick at an amusement park in Alameda, California.  In 1924, he applied for a patent for his frozen confectionery, which he called "Epsicle" ice pop.  He then renamed it "Popsicle".
Popsicle's are one of summertime's favorite treats, for kids of all ages, and this day honors one of the most popular flavors, GRAPE!
Father's Day Humor
What Famous Fathers Would Say
Over the centuries fathers have given their children plenty of good advice.
  • Christopher Columbus' Father: I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher.  You could have written.    
  • Michelangelo's Father: Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children?  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
  • Napoleon's  Father: All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.
  • Goldilocks' Father: I've got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. Do you know anything about this Goldie?
  • Albert Einstein's Father: But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair?  Styling gel, mousse, something...?
  • Thomas Edison's Father: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
  • Humpty Dumpty's Father: Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!
Courtesy of Guy-Sports.com

Paternal Payback
On the day I received my learner's permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat. "Why aren't you sitting up front on the passenger's side?" I asked.
"Kirsten, I've been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl," Dad replied. "Now it's my turn to sit back here and kick the seat."

Courtesy of Reader's Digest

Four Expectant Fathers
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"
"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"
The nurse then tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.
"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"
Courtesy of CureZone.com
Help Wanted
The ideal candidate for this position is an energetic, self-starter, independent yet highly dependable individual that plays well with others. Bullies need not apply. She/he has an organized mind, is healthy, fit and wears comfortable clothing and shoes. The best candidates have a little twinkle in their eye, a winning smile and a sense of duty to their community.

What is this opportunity? It's TRINONA WEEKEND, June 11-12

Don't wait, please get involved today in one of 2 ways: 
2. Call or stop at Live Well Winona: 507-474-9825, 619 Huff St.

This humorous contribution brought to you by Dan Krumholz, Winona Family YMCA E Bird E News 
GET INVOLVED
Play in The Park Open HouseMay 24 - 6:00pm - Color Me Calm, Winona Public Library
May 25 - 1:30pm - Apartment Gardening, Winona Family Community Center - (651)565-3237
May 28  - 7:30am -Farmers Market
May 29 - 6:00pm - Live Music- Dixieland Jazz, Jefferson's Pub
May 30 - Happy Memorial Day
June 1 - 2:00pm - Winona Caregiver Support Group, Elder Network - (507)-452-0580
June 3 - 10:30am - Team Vogel Hot Dog & Brat Extravaganza
June 4 - 9:00am -  Miles for Smiles
June 7 - 6:00pm -  Pathways to Family Wellness Gathering Group - (507)-474-6011
June 8 - 5:00pmPlay in the Park Open House
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