'Tis The Season To Be Jolly....
Joke: What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
'Mind the GAAP'.
Joke: Why was the accountant in rehab?
Joke: What's an accountant's favourite book?
50 Shades of Grey.
Joke: What's grey and not there?
An accountant on vacation.
Joke: Have you heard the joke about the interesting accountant?
No. Me neither.
Joke: What did the accountant do to liven up the office party?
Not show up.
Joke : "Doctor, doctor, I've taken the medicine you prescribed but it's not working. What should I do?"