A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"Wow," says the bartender. "What did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife," the man replies, "looked her straight in the eye, and told her to pack her stuff and get the heck out."
"That makes sense," says the bartender. "And what about your best friend?"
"I walked over, looked him right in the eye, and yelled, "Bad dog!?"
Here is another joke from J. Irani...
Subject: "The Colonoscopy"
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a littleconfused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but canyou tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the
door He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT "
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