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Tip of the Month....... Would you like a Tap Drill Calculator for Inch Sizes?
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Featured Product Of the Month
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Diesel and Automotive Brushes
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Detroit Diesel Overhaul Automotive Brushes
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Cummins Group Automotive Brushes
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Our automotive brushes are designed for cleaning and rebuilding for Cummins Group, Detroit Diesel, Caterpillar and more.
The high quality wire brushes come in a variety of sizes and materials to ensure that your needs are met. These automotive brushes remove rust, carbon deposits and dirt from hard to reach places. Whether you're looking for automotive brushes to assist with changing an injector or to help ensure proper seating of newly installed coppers, these are the brushes for you. For additional information please click here: Diesel and Automotive Brushes
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It is unsurpassed for fast, accurate measurement of diameters at the top of tapered holes.
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Minimize wear, production stoppages and unnecessary costs with shaft alignment.
CONTACT NEWMAN TOOLS FOR INFORMATION ON ANY OF THESE PRODUCTS TODAY!
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FLEX-HONE_ for Chamfer Blending
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This tool eliminates hand finishing operations and produces consistent finishes from hole to hole, part to part.
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Jokes of the Month: Some 'Senior Humor"
We would like to thank Ivy and Harold Leece for these jokes. They will each receive a Newman Tools Swiss Army knife.
Subject: Bathtub test
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.
If we choose to print your joke in one of our newsletters, you will receive a Newman Tools Swiss Army knife.
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