Joke of the Month:
For a change here are some neat puns from: Lance Brobst, who will receive a Newman Tools Swiss Army knife
Caution: words at play...
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back. Don't ask Y.
I had to quit my job crushing soft drink cans. It was soda pressing.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
I had to buy a new leaf blower. My old one sucked.
A dog who gave birth to puppies in the park was cited for littering.
I didn't want to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Police were called to a day care center where a toddler was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
The roundest knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference.
Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
Some people are wise; some are otherwise.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will remain stationery.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The dead batteries were given away free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A burglar who fell into wet concrete became a hardened criminal.