Four Catholics Having Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. 

---The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, and when he walks into a room everyone calls him 'Father'."
---The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
---The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
---The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 

She replies, "I have a daughter,
Slim,
Tall,
38D breasts,
24" waist and
34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God."

Special Thanks to Chuck for this one! 

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