Some Male Humour From Britain
Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its �2.50/min (charges may vary). They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly. Two women asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls! Allan was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Allan replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Allan replied, "That would be my wife."
Special Thanks to Rob in the UK for these...women we need to get even!
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