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Some of you were right...we were too early to see any fall leaves. We saw a few FALL. We drove through 6 States, 2400 beautiful miles with many shades of green.

I went to Catholic school.
We were told that a 1917 "Secret" document from Fatima would be opened in 1960 and the information would be "completely astounding."  So at age 13, I waited and waited.  I'm now 66 and still waiting. Guess what? One of you sent a video yesterday that blew me away! The church in Rome DID open it, but they didn't tell anyone until 6/26/00. If you were raised Catholic--you will find this guilt relieving, funny and informative. I'm a bit angry they waited so long but the Good News---one of our sins won't cost very much when it comes time to pay! The video is below  ;-)
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nullSuch an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its �2.50/min (charges may vary).

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.

Two women asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery!  I agreed, and they were right.  We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

Allan was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Allan replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Allan replied, "That would be my wife."

Special Thanks to Rob in the UK for these...women we need to get even!

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