Statistics humor
Three statisticians go hunting. They see a deer and the first one
shoots, hitting three feet left of the deer. The second one shoots, hitting three feet right of the deer. The third one leaps up in joy, yelling, "we got him!"
Thanks to Scott Jura for this great joke! Posted on a yahoo appraiser discussion group.
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Ex-appraiser sentenced to 6 years for mortgage fraud
Excerpt: A Pittsburgh federal jury convicted Jason Moreno, 33, on five counts of wire fraud and two counts of conspiracy in September 2013.
A former appraiser, Moreno overstated housing values and glossed over problems such as a den of black snakes in one house's basement so that others in the scheme could obtain loans for more than the properties were worth.
U.S. District Judge Nora Barry Fischer resentenced Moreno on Monday to six years in prison and three years of probation.
Court documents from 1/16. Lots of very interesting details:
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Cube House - These slanted cubic abodes are a creative if odd solution to a zoning pickle.
Excerpt: Straddled above roads and intertwined amongst themselves, Rotterdam's string of cube houses, each tilted at an abnormal angle of 55 degrees, have stunned every commuter to ever exit the adjacent Blaak Train Station.
In the 1970s, the city planners of Rotterdam in the Netherlands had a problem. Small pieces of land on both the northwest and southeast sides of Blaak Street were zoned as residential, but they had to be somehow connected. Thinking on its feet, the city consulted architect Piet Blom to devise a way to build a housing complex overtop a busy road.
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Two ways to help Baton Rouge appraiser Bill Cobb and his family, whose home was damaged in the flooding
From Ryan Lundquist: I am a friend of Bill Cobb and with his permission I am setting up this page to help raise money for Bill & Lisa during this tragedy. Several days ago the Cobb's home was submerged under 3' of water and they are living in a shelter right now. As water subsides they will begin piecing back their lives, so I was hoping we could help them out.
Go there for more information and to see a few photos, including one of Bill at the shelter with his dogs.
From Ann O'Rourke: I have also known Bill for many years, mostly through online communication. He is a long time subscriber to the paid Appraisal Today. I have switched him to a complimentary subscription.
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Coester Allegedly Engaged in Fraud Sued by Former Senior VP
Excerpt: Coester VMS, a Maryland based appraisal management company, and it's CEO, Brian Coester, are facing a lawsuit by Robert Scheer, former Coester VMS Senior Vice President. Robert Scheer filed a lawsuit claiming tortious interference and is seeking a declaratory judgment that the 2012 Non-Disclosure/Confidentiality agreement provided by Coester is fraudulent and a forgery.
"CVMS and Mr. Coester have a history and pattern of engaging in fraudulent conduct which has led to their reputation for dishonesty in the appraisal management company industry...."
Be sure to read the comments, both pro and con
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