Don't Forget to Book My Sitter for Labor Day!
 Really, don't you think you're cutting it a little close, Mom and Dad? You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to Grandma's vase, now, would you?
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Best Places to Nap, According to Your Pets
We contacted your pets on their social media accounts (Oh, you didn't know about those? Oops!) to ask them about their favorite napping spots! Champagne, Greenwich Village: My Mom's lingerie drawer is the best. She has the nicest lavender sachets, and her silky delicates really feel wonderful against my paws. Rufus, LES: I like to get up on the white couch to nap, but I can only do it while they're at work. Otherwise they yell at me. I wonder why? Don't they like to share? Jazz & Evelyn, UWS: We like to lie on the kitchen counter, right next to the drying rack. The morning sun is really intense there, and the glasses are nice to lick when they're drying. Gladys & Gilderoy Lockbark, East Harlem: We find that tipping over the laundry hamper makes an excellent spot for a nice little love nest. Angus, Chelsea: In the bathtub. It's nice and cool, and I can have all the fresh water I want. Don't you dare call the plumber about that leak. Ingmar Purrgman, Tribeca: I like to lay on the television, of course. At least I did, until they got that blasted flat screen. Now I have to make do by laying on their computers, preferably while they're using them. Brienne of Bark, DUMBO: I will lay where my master requires me to lay. It is my duty. I work very hard to make my master happy because he rescued me. One thing I will not do, however, is shake. It has to do with a friend of mine, Jamie. They call him The Hand, poor misunderstood fellow.
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