Don't Forget to Book a Sitter for Me!
Hey, Ma! I see those suitcases! I know you're going on a trip. Did you remember to book my favorite sitter? Well you'd better get in touch now! Thanksgiving's almost here! Oh, and if you want I can make sure I have enough food and litter. Here, I'll order it for you. Just give me your credit card. What do you mean, no?
Aw, Mooooommmmm!!!
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Your Pets' Thanksgiving Plans
Some precocious pets share their plans for Thanksgiving!
I'm going turkey-spelunking, once Mom & Dad's backs are turned! --Roger, Hell's Kitchen
Rex and I are putting on a play! Guess who pulled the short straw? HA HA HA!! --Chico, LES
We like to end the evening with a rousing game of "find the shoes!" Mom's guests are always so excited to discover where we've hid them! --Lily and Terry, Williamsburg
When our out-of-town guests get nice and settled for the night, I will share with them the song of my people. Loudly, and with feeling. --Electra, Murray Hill
I'm going to do what I always do: stand on the back of the couch, stare out the window and bark madly at the giant balloon monsters! I've protected my family from them for 6 years now. You'd think they'd be too scared to come back, but I see them every year on Thanksgiving. --Roscoe, Central Park West
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