 Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Black Dog or Cat1) We are stylish and fashionable at any event!
2) Black absorbs heat, making us excellent lap-foot-everything warmers!
3) Black tie events are a breeze for owners; you'll save a bundle on lint rollers!
4) We are so slimming when draped over your lap.
5) In many cultures, we are considered GOOD luck.
6) We can easily accessorize with collars and coats because everything goes with black.
7) The neighborhood goth kids will think you're cool!
8) We have a black belt in cuddling!
9) We are precious and beautiful, like a black onyx gem.
... and the number one reason to adopt a black dog or cat is ...
10) We take the longest to get adopted and need your help the most!
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