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A Little Magazine
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 Residents of Southport  

  

                Number 37                 

 March 2013   

   

    

   

A Salute to the Irish
  
 

David Kapp

This month, I thought something "Irish" would be appropriate for this spot. So I searched the Internet for a good Irish joke.

I found hundreds of jokes, many of them about whiskey or Guinness and many too risque for this publication. But this one might amuse you. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

     David Kapp, Editor 

 

 

Irish Telephones 

Recently, Germany conducted a scientific exploration using their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50 meters and examined; small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many tests on the samples, the German government announced that the  

ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.

 

The British government was not impressed. So they ordered their scientists to take core samples at a depth of 100 meters. In their samples they found small pieces of glass and soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide optical fiber network.

 

Irish scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement, they ordered their scientists to take samples at a depth of 200 meters but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 years ago were an even more advanced civilization, as they already had a mobile telephone network in place.

   
CONTENTS Click on the article you want to read.
FAMILY HISTORY Excerpts from a Doughboy's WW I Diary
NEW IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD Meet Bill & Judi Urda
POETRY Not Golden Pond, by Lydia Biersteker
TRAVEL Jonathan Leavitt reflects on his first snowbird experience.
NON COMPOS MENDES Wit and wisdom from Bob Mendes
POETRY Crow Convention, by Sandy Bernstein
SCENES FROM SOUTHPORT Pictures of village life
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FAMILY HISTORY

A Dough Boy's Diary
Excerpts from the WW I Diary of Harry Gill

Dorothy Bramley
Dorothy Bramley

Ellis Island, New York served as a port of entry for immigrants to
the United States from 1892 to 1954. But between February 1918
to June 1919 the island was used by the US War Department as
an Army Debarkation Hospital No. 1. Wounded American soldiers being shipped home from fighting in Europe were processed there and then transferred to other hospitals for treatment. Sergeant Harry S. Gill and his wife, Dorothy (Fuchs) Gill, the parents of Southport resident Dorothy Bramley, worked at the hospital. During his early months at the hospital, Harry recorded his experiences in a diary that has become a valued Bramley family treasure. The following edited excerpts are taken from his diary. 

 

 

From the Diary of Harry S. Gill

Enlisted March 1918; discharged June 1919

 

"On March 5th, I enlisted at Philadelphia in the Aviation Corps, leaving for Fort Slocum, NY on the 15th. Finding Aviation Corps filled I transferred to Medical Dept. After a pleasant journey with eight other young men we arrived at office of Commanding Officer here. It was about 9 p.m. so I was checked over and instructed to go to the "Dull Room" for the night.

Harry Gill Portrait
Sergeant Harry Gill

 

"The Dull Room is a temporary sleeping room for men not assigned to companies and is commonly called by officers and men here as "The Barn" or "Ice Box." I was given a cot and two blankets and was advised by those already under covers not to take my clothes off. The bunch in the Dull Room I think was about the roughest class I ever met, many being drafted men from various states. The whole night was spent in coughing and shivering by all, as sleep was impossible. In spite of the intense cold, the remarks of many were very laughable.

 

"I got up in the morning and had breakfast and then went through usual examination, which takes several hours and was finally assigned to barracks, or permanent sleeping quarters. The next morning after breakfast I was lined up with bunch and we were all given different work. It happened that my work consisted of taking out ashes and shoveling coal. Another chap and myself were given large cans of ashes weighing about 150 lbs. or more and had to carry them up steps and out along road a distance of about 25 yards. At this work I hurt my back and very fortunately had no more work for day as I felt very weak.

 

"That night I went to office of hospital for examination. After sitting for two hours, I was sent to temporary hospital and given a physic and some cough medicine. A cot was given to me, which looked white in semi darkness and my sick condition, but after lying down it felt rather sandy. I felt so sick I did not think anything more about it but when I awoke up in the morning I found myself in filthiest bed that I ever saw. The medicine here is served to all in same glass, also drinking water. In the next cot to me was an Italian, who is rather learned, being able to speak several languages and rather interesting, across from me is a man not as yet in uniform who has on a suit of underwear that makes all sick who look at him as there is no doubt that he has not had a bath all winter.

 

"One gets very little medical attention except a dose of cough syrup. The doctor passes through twice a day and checks you over, some are very nice and examine you slightly if you ask them. The patients are put on a diet, which is easy to explain in full, a glass of milk, a bowl of cocoa, a glass of soup. You get one of the three 'dishes' three or four times a day with much irregularity, along with a slice of hard bread thrown on your cot. There are about 50 sick here and after you 'eat your meal' the orderly passes to next patient and hands him same bowl or glass without washing. When you get well enough to walk around a little you can go out and get washed, today they have changed this a little and they give you a basin and towel in your cot.

 

"The humor among patients is quite amusing. The sergeant in charge is a fine fellow and lets all do almost as they please. Sergeant - 'Fellows be quiet now here comes the Doctor.' From under the covers-'The H-with the doctor send in the chef,' and the Italian who is teased by all because he talks all time of spaghetti and to bring him something to 'heat' and general broken dialect.

 

"When temperature is normal patients are put on full diet and are then discharged from hospital and sent back to company. The main amusement here is poker and reading. Smoking is not allowed but patients smoke all day. They got a new set of thermometers today and it is believed now that old ones were wrong."  

March 29, 1918

 

ELLIS ISLAND
Ellis Island Big Ward
The "Big Ward" at Ellis Island consisted of 260 beds, with its own corps of surgeons and ward men, separate surgical rooms and everything necessary to a complete hospital. It was well lighted, architecturally imposing with 60' high arched ceilings, and decorated with ferns and potted plans from the Red Cross. The ward handled ambulatory, medical, psychopathic and surgical cases--mostly surgical. Meals were served in the nearby mess hall, and a large bath with six tubs and 24 showers took care of hygienic needs. Patients were checked twice a day, required to stay in the immediate vicinity, and were responsible for their own linen and hospital clothing. The Red Cross equipped a spacious room with books, writing tables and materials, games, music, and distributed candy, tobacco, fruit and sometimes tickets for New York theaters.
"My first morning here they called my name with several others and two of us were picked for Captain St. Clair's office. Our work is typewriting and detail office work. The officers here are all fine and treat us as if in civilian life. They make everything as nice as possible for us and reason things out with us. We get up at 5:30 and have 15-minute drill at 6 a.m. My work doesn't start until 8 a.m. At night we are through at 5 p.m. It was my ambition to go across when I enlisted but as I was sent here by my country, I do not feel that I am not doing my part as I understand this is best place one could be sent.

 

"We can go back for as much food as we want but what they give 1st time is usually enough. Meat is always fine and usually go for 2nd dish of bacon and eggs. Am feeling fine and my appetite is wonderful. I eat twice as much as ever before. Expect to get fat.

 

"Office work is increasing all the time. We had 30 new men come in today making a total of 201 men and officers. As time passes work will increase as all wounded soldiers are brought here, their records looked up, nearest relatives notified. The patients are kept here until full records are made, our men are detailed to take them to different hospitals all over country.  

 

"Part of this place, Island #1, is a place for sailors. They bring sailors here and sort them out to fill up vacancies on transport and other ships going out. We are using sailors YMCA now and at nights we swap tales with them Of course most of them have been in service for several years and they have great yarns. Each night we have movies or entertainment. Last night sailors furnished talent and we had a very laughable time, singing, dancing, etc. They are a jolly crowd, some rough but good at heart. After the entertainment, we had a dance with good orchestra, about 150 Red Cross nurses here who are glad to dance with boys."

April 4, 1918

 

"This is Sunday and I had a couple hours off this afternoon but soon went back to my work as I had something to finish and am getting quite interested. I have charge of passes issued to fellows now and have completed new system of keeping record of them. Two things I always enjoyed--installing systems and correspondence. I am working on system so am naturally happy."

April 7, 1918

 

"Received candy and some very pretty cards in remembrance of my 21st birthday. It is nice to be remembered and I find it quite a task to keep up with all the letters that I receive. I have made a host of friends among the boys here and we have some very good times joking and teasing one another. It is very peculiar how so many funny things happen among a crowd.

 

"On Sundays I have quite a time with the passes, so many of the fellows want to go off [the island to New York City] and only a certain percentage are allowed. Today I had over the usual percentage and when I take them to the Adjutant to be signed he just naturally asks about everyone and I must tell him why they want to go etc. It is usually all right and he never doubts what I tell him but oftimes sends some back and then I take them in again and he will sign them. No wonder I get along with fellows, I certainly do work to get them off.

 

"Our new dining room opened this week and it is a very nice room, fine white tile floors and walls. We walk in, sit down and are served with all we can eat get up and go out, no dishes or anything to bother with. The poor Kitchen Police do not have it so easy as them must clean all the dishes and keep the floors white. I am living in hopes that we get better share of passes later. I jokingly explain it to fellows in this way: Fellows working in canteen get all the candy, cakes, etc. they want, fellows in kitchen get all the eats they want, why should the fellow working on passes not get all the passes he wants?"

April 21, 1918

 

"One really does realize we are at war here; yesterday at least 50 transports passed with troops or supplies, we cannot tell what they are loaded with, but know that most of them have troops. Quite frequently a battleship passes also, two early yesterday morning, a large explosion at Hoboken. NJ where transports are loaded with supplies and troops, and many large warehouses are built along water to store ammunition, etc. We also had over 100 wounded come in from France, some having served six months in front line trenches, legs, arms or something missing in many cases.

 

"Ellis Island is not a natural island having been built for the purpose of immigration station, so it is not any larger than necessary. All space is taken up with buildings. In all there are three islands, each connected with enclosed bridges. On island #1 we have the contagious wards, on #2 we have general and psychopathic wards, and #3 we have what is left of immigration receiving station, our sleeping quarters and sailors quarters.

 

"The YMCA is in the sailors' quarters and we go to their shows or dances each night. On Friday night girls come over from NY and dance with Army and Navy boys, at first not many attended but since soldiers have been coming to dance as soldiers seem to be picked in preference to our comrades in blue. We look forward to Friday nights although once in a while we happen to be sitting next to a nice nurse at a show and have a very congenial time for evening, we have some nurses here that are good for sore eyes, good lookers in another slang way.

 

"Yesterday one of our boys died, one that I did not know as he has been in hospital since arriving. However, Captain wanted him to look as nice as possible before shipping him home so I offered my coat, but will get another through a special order. I only hope it is as nice as the one I had.

 

"The uncertainty of a sailor's life is explained at many of our shows, just last night performance was stopped twice, a number of names read telling them to go to quarters, pack belongings and hammocks, line up and go out on "Finland" (a transport), sometimes they are pulled from their beds."

April 25, 1918

 

HARRY GILL'S NOTES FROM LATER LIFE...

"The patriotism in 1919 was something great to witness. Every movie house had "Two Minute Men" make a call to arms about four times during movies and results were outstanding. Although my Dad thought I was too frail for Army, I weighed about 118 when I went to Recruiting Office and enlisted around 19 or 20.

 

"Was sent to Fort Slocum in middle of influenza epidemic and we lost many recruits. One day they asked who could type and I held up my hand, although I never used more than one finger. As all service men had to have a "Service Record," information changed with each move. A boat was landing and they needed a typist. The captain said I would be made a corporal. As no girls were used in Army then typists were more important and difficult to get than medicine. I advised the Commander I thought I could get him some typists quickly and took a trip to my hometown and signed up three. I am sure these fellows were like me. They wanted to serve their country but had no special desire to shoot someone or be shot. I was given job in Detachment Office to assign duties and handle all passes and furloughs.

 

"The war ended and we found business world just as patriotic. I was broke and went to YMCA Victory Hut at Bryant Park and the Hearst Organization gave me a job without asking one question."

 

Memories of Dorothy Fuchs Gill

From a 1984 letter to Lee Iacocca, Chair

Statue of Liberty/Ellis Island Centennial Committee  

Harry Gill & Wife
Harry Gill and Dorothy Fuchs married in 1920.

 

"I was only 19 years old when I received an assignment as clerk-typist at Ellis Island, which was then used for the army Debarkation Hospital No. 1 where boat loads of shell shocked and wounded veterans were brought and then sent to other hospitals for further treatment. My father escorted me there as I knew nothing about New York or subways. As there was much paper work to be done and the service men were to be discharged, I worked in the office of the Commanding Officer--Chester R. Haig, Major.

 

After the work was completed, I was sent to work for the War Risk Insurance (Veterans Administration), and Sergeant Harry S. Gill went to the Victory Hut on Times Square and got a job with the Hearst Magazines, which he held for 43 years. We were married for 62 years and he died in May 1982. I am 85 years old and, God willing, hope to be around for the restoration [of Ellis Island] on July 4, 1986."

 


A Wounded Soldier Writes...


"Leaving St. Nazaire November 20th with a shipload of gassed and shell shocked patients, we were 17 days at sea in very rough, stormy weather, but with splendid accommodations. You can imagine how we felt when our boat pulled into New York Harbor and we greeted Miss Liberty, whom not so many months before we had saluted farewell. We were taken at once to Debarkation Hospital No. 1, at Ellis Island. And, from the time I entered the big, restful, 260 bed ward, where I now am, I felt that my troubles were over." 

 
NEW IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

Bill & Judi Urda
       an interview with David Kapp


Bill & Judi Urda
Bill & Judi Urda

 

Judi Earnshaw was born in Suffern, New York, moved to Bow, New Hampshire and later attended high school in Lexington, Massachusetts. At age 15 she had a job in a local laboratory where she met a young serviceman, Bill Urda, who worked there on a part-time basis. She would marry him 43 years later. No, it was not a long engagement; they just went their separate ways.

 

Bill Urda grew up in the little town of Jermyn, Pennsylvania, just north and east of Scranton. Situated in coal mining country, with that industry's attendant mining accidents, Jermyn's claim to fame is as the birthplace of First Aid in America. (The First Aid Association of Jermyn, Pa. was established in 1899 and was later adopted as a program of the Red Cross; first aid training for miners was taken over by the US Bureau of Mines in 1910.)

 

Following graduation from high school, Bill joined the US Air Force in 1960. After basic training at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas, he attended Clinical Laboratory and Blood Bank School with the US Navy in Portsmouth, Virginia and then was assigned to Hanscom Field in Bedford, Massachusetts, as a medical technologist. Shortly thereafter, he began to work nights at National Laboratories, Inc., a private company in Lexington that performed a wide variety of tests.

 

He left the Air Force after four years and enrolled at Boston University, graduating in 1967 with a BA in biology. He continued to work for National Laboratories, unaware that he was embarking on a 46-year career with the company. While at BU, he also got married and later raised a family. He retired in 2006 as a state qualified laboratory director.

 

Judi Earnshaw graduated from high school in 1966 and enrolled in the accounting program at Chamberlayne Junior College in Boston. She got married-but not to Bill--and began a career at National Laboratories, working there for 17 years before moving to New Jersey with her husband and children. Her first marriage came to an end in 2000 and she contacted her friend Bill Urda, with whom she had maintained contact over the years, to see if she might find a job at National Laboratories once more. She was hired one day and began work the next day.

 

Bill was a widower when Judi returned to work at National Laboratories; his wife had died unexpectedly from a heart attack in 1996. Over the next years, the collegial friendship that he and Judi had shared for many years deepened into love; in 2006, they got married and Bill retired. Their combined families now include six adult children (a son and a daughter from Bill's marriage and two sons and two daughters from Judi's), living in Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and as far away as Maryland. Their nine grandchildren (eight boys and a girl) range in age from two to 18.  

Urda House Sign
The Urdas are pleased with their decision to come to Southport. The sign above the entrance to their porch says it all.

 

Judi continued to work after their marriage but was laid off in 2011, which prompted them to consider selling their home in Acton and relocating to a place near the water. They were familiar with the Cape but only as summer visitors and had never considered living here. However, they saw advertisements for Southport in the Boston Globe and their lawyer spoke highly of Southport, so they came to look it over and liked what they saw. They took a year to think it over and then put their house on the market and moved to 18 Chadwick Court in May 2012.  

 

Judi and Bill appreciate the variety of activities on the Cape and the social life available at Southport and have moved quickly to take advantage of both. They enjoy the theater and attend productions at community theaters from Provincetown to Falmouth. Both have taken up golf for the first time and use the fitness facilities. They like the convenient sociability of their new neighborhood and have found it easy to make new friends. TGIF potluck dinners have become one of their favorite ways to meet people over good food. Judi has joined the Social Committee and is helping to plan events for the village. She especially recommends the March 2 Pizza Buffet with entertainment by singer/songwriter Danny Quinn (who just happens to be her cousin). If you don't have a ticket yet, get over to the Village Center and see if there are some left. Sounds too good to miss!  

     

POETRY
Not Golden Pond
by Lydia Biersteker


 

Call me nuts but I've grown to like the sound

of construction in the morning,

especially now that it's from the other side

of Martha Pond

and partially muted by the distance. 

It's the sound of life,

the archetype of youth.

Muscles that bend easily swing hammers

as agile feet run up the side of roofs.

There's a vibrancy in the air,

a feeling of growth and prosperity,

new people will move in

and new friends to be made. 

Owls hoot when the sun goes down.

Woodpeckers come to dine

on the feeder that houses the suet cakes,

the same contraption that mystifies the squirrels.

There's something about the combination of nature

and real life that embodies presence.

It's what's yet to come and what's always been.

It's life.


TRAVEL
A Freshman Snowbird Travels South   
by Jonathan Leavitt  
 

 

The following essay is based on my recent experience as a first-year snowbird, driving from Cape Cod to Delray Beach, Florida, planning to stay there until early April with my special Southport friend Roberta. She and I spent a couple weeks in Florida 2012, but in Florida terms that only qualified me as snowflake. I will earn full snowbird status this year with over two months of continuous residence in the Sunshine State.

 

DRIVING TO FLORIDA: WHAT HAS CHANGED IN THIRTY YEARS?

Once a Florida destination has been decided upon, the obvious next question is how to get there: fly or drive? Each has its advantages, but since an automobile is a necessity in Florida I decided the least complicated way to get there was to drive. My last such experience was in the early 1980s. The biggest change over the past three decades involves the explosion of information available. Today we have instant global communication via the Internet and our cell phones. Thirty years ago car-to-car communications involved CB radios with limited capacity; now cell phones offer complete flexibility, and portable navigation systems complement printed maps.

  

PLANNING THE TRIP

My first step was to obtain a AAA TripTik and associated information. Traveling on Interstate I-95 for most of the way, the trip is over 1500 miles long with an estimated 22 hours of driving time. In addition, I signed up for E-ZPass, which costs nothing to join and provides an automated way to pay road tolls. E-ZPass is valid from Maine to North Carolina (and as far west as Ohio, Indiana and Illinois). When you sign up in Massachusetts you open your account with a $20 credit card charge and receive a free electronic device (transponder) that attaches to your car's windshield. I increased my account to $50 to cover the trip south, which involved $21.55 of tolls paid in New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland. The total will be a little higher on the return trip since New York's Tappan Zee Bridge collects its $4.75 toll only in the eastbound lanes. Drivers without E-ZPass pay $5.00, sometimes more in rush hour.

Toyota Camry
We're off!
You don't actually have to buy a new car to drive to Florida, but my 2002 Toyota Camry was due to be replaced.

 

A NEW CAR

My 2002 Toyota Camry provided reliable performance over the years but with a major trip in mind it was time to consider a new car. So, in December 2012 I purchased a 2012 Toyota Camry, advancing from trailing edge to leading edge (but not cutting edge) automotive technology. I did not opt for the very expensive built-in navigation system, but the car does contain blue tooth technology, which permits hands-free phone calls. It also has smart keys and automatic headlight control, features that are quickly becoming part of the performance standards we expect in a modern car. We are using Roberta's Garmin portable navigation system, which can be purchased online for about $130. At Southport, Roberta's car has a built-in navigation system. Occasionally her two systems disagree on their directions, requiring operator intervention to break the tie.

 

LEAVING SOUTHPORT

We began our trip on a Sunday morning to avoid weekday rush hour congestion in major Northeastern cities. Our first stop was at a McDonalds in Connecticut, notable for two reasons. Here we obtained our first hotel coupon book, one of the best sources for low cost lodging information. In addition, we noted that each McDonalds special meal listed two calorie count numbers: the first for sandwich calories only; the second for calories (usually more than twice the first) in the full meal, which included a soft drink and fries. Must be a state law. Massachusetts could use such a law! Sunday night, using our coupon book information, we stayed at a Towne Place Suites in Newark, Delaware ($69 plus tax).

Red Roof Inn sign
When does a Red Roof Inn become a Comfort Inn? When they change the sign.

WHAT'S IN A NAME?  

By Monday night we had reached Fayetteville, North Carolina and once again, using a coupon ($60 plus tax) from our coupon book, planned to stay at a Comfort Inn. But at the check-in desk we were promptly told that it wasn't their coupon. Further investigation revealed that our coupon applied to a "Coming 2013 Fully Renovated Comfort Inn" located next to a Cracker Barrel restaurant and AAA approved. Using Cracker Barrel as a beacon we found the correct Comfort Inn--except its sign said Red Roof Inn! The transition from Red roof to comfort Inn was incomplete. So we stayed at a mislabeled Comfort Inn and ate supper at Cracker Barrel.

 



WHERE THE "WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION" BEGAN

Being ahead of schedule (our Florida condo would not be available until late Thursday) we decided to take a detour and visit Charleston, South Carolina. I recall once seeing a large airline poster with men in colonial dress advertising Boston as "where it all began." The same can be said of Charleston concerning a very different war. We thus ended up Tuesday night at a Sleep Inn ($55 plus tax) outside of downtown Charleston.

 

On Wednesday morning we took a tour of 19th century and earlier homes and public buildings in downtown Charleston. Our guide described the Civil War in a number of ways, including "the war of northern aggression." The tour ended at a historic mansion overlooking the harbor, where we saw a park with Civil War era cannons pointed towards the sea. In the mansion we were served iced tea and cookies while seated on a porch with a distant view of Fort Sumter. The Civil War was ignited there on April 12, 1861.

 

Following our tour we decided that a day of rest was in order, so we stayed on for an additional night. The memory of those cannons pointing seaward inspired me to write the following lines:

 

By the harbor of Charleston town the guns of April stood

Shots were fired, a war began, a region's wild endeavor

And at the end when all was done

The world had changed forever

 

THE SUNSHINE STATE, AT LAST

We left Charleston for Florida on Thursday morning, driving on secondary South Carolina roads for a while but eventually returning to busy I-95 through southern South Carolina, coastal Georgia and northern Florida. We bypassed Jacksonville and checked into a Hampton Inn ($89 plus tax) in historic St. Augustine, Florida, the oldest city in the United States. Roberta wasn't up to eating out, so I brought in takeout food from (you guessed it) a Cracker Barrel restaurant. Turns out there are over 600 Cracker Barrel restaurants in the US, an ironic example of homogeneity in an increasingly diverse nation.  

Delray Beach Seal  

We left St. Augustine on Friday morning for the final leg of our journey and reached our rental condo in Delray Beach that afternoon. After registering at the management office and unpacking, our first stop was the Delray Beach Medical Center, where Roberta was diagnosed with the flu. Welcome to Florida! We both began to take Tamiflu capsules immediately and things returned to normal within a few days. Fortunately we still have many weeks to enjoy the warmth of the Florida sun. See you in April!

 

 


NON COMPOS MENDES
by Bob Mendes


 

  • Dear Miss Information:
    I'm pregnant and my boyfriend has kicked me out of his apartment. I have no money, no job, no possessions, no insurance, no place to live and no hope. What should I do? My situation has made me distraught.
          Single, Pregnant & Distraught

    Dear Single:
    You should not feel distraught. I suggest you buy my book, "How to Remain Traught When Things Go Bad." It
    is available at most bookstores for $24.95 and will be a valuable addition to your library.
          Miss Information     
  • In trying to decide who's the most annoying among Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, I realized it's none of the above. More annoying are the so-called journalists who keep writing about them.
  • Bostonians are an honorable people. The Cape Cod Times of February 14 ran a picture of an ironing board someone was using to hold their parking space. In New York that 'space reservation' would be totally ignored and the ironing board would never be seen again.  
  • Here's something they should think about on Beacon Hill: When someone does something really, really stupid, like taking his boat out in a hurricane, he should be charged the full reimbursement costs of what it takes to rescue him.
  • The word 'friend' has lost all meaning to me and the reason is Facebook. When I was in high school and college I had classmates, I had teammates, I had guys that I knew and liked--and then--I had friends. Throughout my adult life I've never had more than maybe half a dozen friends at one time and they've all been important to me. Now, my computer will tell me that Larry Lollipop wants to be my friend. OK, Larry, man up. Call me and offer to buy me a beer and we'll talk about it.
  • Things I think about, but I don't know why: If heavy cream is heavier than milk, then why does it rise to the top of the container?
  • Headline in the Cape Cod Times: "Bulger's Girlfriend Wants Less Prison Time"
    DUH! If she had made a plea for more prison time, that might qualify as news.
  • BBC News recently reported that Vladimir Pekhtin, chair of the Russian Duma's Committee on Ethics, was forced to resign for buying property in Florida with $2 million in government funds. Russian politicians get more like their American counterparts every day. 
  • More wisdom from Joe O'Connor:
    "It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."
  • Next time you look at a box, even something as simple as a Kleenex box, really look at it. Think about the brains behind the machines that design those boxes. Out of one piece of cardboard they can cut, fold, glue and manipulate the material to any shape or function they desire. Some people's minds are amazing!
  • And speaking of Kleenex, if the plural of index is indices, why isn't the plural of Kleenex, Kleenices?
  • Here's a solution to the national debt: Sell Mississippi. If that doesn't raise enough money, sell Alabama too. Nobody here would miss either one.
  • Final thought: God did a lot of good things. He created apples, pretty girls and the four seasons. He produced Abner Doubleday who in turn invented baseball, but he messed up on some stuff too, like the knee. Ask any orthopedist. The leisure suit was another mistake, but he corrected that pretty quickly. But God's biggest mistake was not giving dogs the same life span as humans. Did you ever try to explain to an eight-year old why his dog died?

POETRY
Crow Convention
by Sandy Bernstein


 

Early one summer morning

I woke to the sound of a hundred crows,

it started as a distant cry

as they took to the sky,

what all that squawking was about

who knows?

But louder and louder it got

till the growing flock

took flight over my rooftop;

"There must be a thousand!"

I declared,

and rushed out of bed to see

them circling across the way,

landing on a grand old oak tree.

 

Much to my surprise

the swarm of cawing black birds                                       

perched ever so boldly upon the massive oak,                        

did not compare in number                                                              

to the concert level heard,                                                             

and as a matter of fact

the symphony of the two dozen or so,              

be them raven or crow . . .                                                         

I'll bet Edgar would know,

were accompanied by a lone owl,

who, with a battering of its wings,

joined them in flight

as they flew out of sight

to conduct their boisterous tension

elsewhere down the road,

for another crow convention. 

 

Crows


SCENES FROM SOUTHPORT

Breadmakers
The Class of 2013, Breadmaking 101, with master baker Nick D'Alessandro (in the blue apron)
  
Joe McDonald & Alex DeBaggis
ONE FOR THE BOOKS 
On Tuesday, February 12, 2013, the pool team of Joe McDonald (on the left) and Alex DeBaggis were playing the team of Herb Schiffer and John Scibilia.

In each rack you can make five scores, one for each of three money balls: 1,5,9. Then two scores for making the most ball points--gotten by counting the points on each ball you make; 23 points are required to earn these last two. Thus, Alex DeBaggis broke the rack and the 5, 8,and 9 went in for two scores and a count of 22 towards the needed 23. Joe McDonald had the next shot and made the 1 ball, the last money ball, for three scores. The 1 ball also brought to 23 their ball points earning them two more scores for the total possible, five in only two shots! We calculate the odds of doing this at about one in 3,000 racks. We commiserate with Team Schiffer-Scibilia, who never got a chance to play. 

 
"Relative to golf," McDonald said, "this is a team hole-in-one, or at least better than a double eagle. None of the players in attendance had ever seen such an event before and it's highly unlikely that they will see such again. The Southport Pool Committee congratulated McDonald and DeBaggis and awarded them a certificate of record.  Text: Ernie Ruber, Photo: Paul Butters


Southport Quilters Hard at Work on Projects
for Their "Show & Tell" in May 

Judy Swiers
Judy Swiers
Elizabeth donovan
Elizabeth Donovan

Towle, Bonnie
Bonnie Towle

Memories of the Blizzard 
Photos by David Kapp
Snowy street scene
Nice Day for a Walk
Sunset
Snow Bow
Snowbound car
You're Not Going Anywhere
 

  

Contributors to the 
March 2013 Edition of  

Southport Village Voices 

 

 

 

Sandy Bernstein is a freelance writer and web designer. Her poetry, articles, and fiction have appeared in such publications as The Writer Magazine, Writers' Journal, Poetic Voices, Flashquake Magazine, Mind Fire, and many other print and web publications. She is a long time member of the Stoneham Writers Group. Currently she is working on a novel, an excerpt appears on her website www.sandybernstein.net.  If you have a
Kindle, you can access her short story "Creepies"on Amazon for $.99. www.amazon.com/dp/B00BKMXDDS
  
 

Lydia Biersteker Lydia Biersteker grew up in Somerville, Massachusetts. She met her husband Dale on the beach at Falmouth Heights in 1969, while he was stationed at Fort Devens. After Dale retired in 2005 from his executive position with the USPS, they moved to Vero Beach, Florida but decided that they preferred New England. They moved to Southport in July 2011. Dale plays golf, and Lydia likes gardening, walking, writing poetry and short prose, exploring genealogy, and lunching with friends. Together, they enjoy dining, exploring wineries and brew pubs, walking the trails of Cape Cod, traveling and playing with their grandkids, who live with their son in Rowley, Massachusetts.

      

David Kapp David Kapp, with his wife Billie, moved from Connecticut to Southport in 2009. David retired from a career as a university library administrator, after working in the libraries at Brandeis, Harvard and the University of Connecticut. He was a building consultant for the planning of a number of major university libraries and was, for many years, the editor of Connecticut Libraries. Billie enjoyed a career as an educator and social sciences consultant. The Kapps are frequent visitors to Hawaii where their son, daughter, grandson and other family members live.   

 

Jonathan Leavitt Jonathan Leavitt grew up in Scarsdale, NY. He earned his undergraduate degree in electrical engineering at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute and a master's degree in the same field from the University of Pennsylvania. He worked at Sprague Electric, Epsco, Di/An controls, MIT Instrumentation/Draper Labs, and GTE, mostly as a development engineer. The highlight of his career was logic design contribution to an experiment that was carried to the moon on Apollo 17. Married for 42 years to the late Arlene (Samiof), he has three married children and six grandchildren. He has been associated with Southport part-time since 2003, full time since 2008.

 

    

Bob MendesBob Mendes began his career as an advertising copywriter at Doyle Dane Bernbach in New York before becoming senior vice president of marketing for a west coast department store chain. He left that position to start Pacific Sports, a sports and general marketing agency. There he developed "The Reading Team," a children's literacy program sponsored by the National Football League and the American Library Association, which used NFL players as literacy role models. Bob is the author of "A Twentieth Century Odyssey, the Bob Mathias Story." After retiring, he served as executive director of the Glendora (CA) Chamber of Commerce. When grandson Adam was born, Bob and Bette moved to Cape Cod, where they recently celebrated their 45th wedding anniversary. Neither retires well. He's had a number of part-time jobs, has written two more books, and volunteers; Bette serves on committees at Southport and at the Falmouth Jewish Congregation. Their son Steve is a pediatrician and lives in Marion with his wife Sarah and their children, and a second son, Jeff, practices law in Indianapolis.           

  SPECIAL THANKS TO

Dorothy Bramley for sharing her father's diary,

Judi & Bill Urda for their interview,  

Ernie Ruber for the pool story,

the quilters for their creativity 

and my proofreader Billie Kapp.