Volume 22 No. 29
August 7, 2015
Biscuits (excerpt)
Taking down your neighbor won't take you any higher
I burned my own damn finger poking someone else's fire
I've never gotten taller making someone else feel small
If you ain't got nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all

Smoke your own smoke and grow your daisies
Mend your own fences and own your own crazy
Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy

 

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for those born before 1979

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!  

 

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.  

 

We had no childproof lids on bottles. Doors and cabinets were not childproof, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets!

 

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was considered a special treat.  

 

We drank water from the garden hose, not from a fancy plastic bottle.  

 

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this. (Mostly because we wiped the germs off with our dirty, sweaty little

hands!)  

 

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.  

 

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.  

 

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.  

 

We ate worms and mud pies, and the worms did not live in us forever.  

 

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and built forts with abandoned materials we found behind old buildings.  

 

We rode bikes to a friend's house and knocked on the door or just walked in and talked to them. Without adult supervision or scheduled play-dates!  

 

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!  

 

If you are one of us, CONGRATULATIONS!  

 

genius!
An old farmer wrote a letter to his innocent son in prison:

"This year I'm unable to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground.  I know if you were here you would have helped me."

The son replied:  "You idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden the guns there."

The police read the letter.  The next day the ground was dug up by the police, they searched for guns but found nothing.

Son wrote again: "Now plant your potatoes dad, it's the best I could do from here."

Where there's a will, there's a way!

 





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"Contentment comes not so much from great wealth as from few wants." -Epictetus

"When everybody tells you that you are being idealistic or impractical, consider the possibility that everybody could be wrong about what is right for you."  -Gilbert Kaplan

"When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it.  Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it - but all that had gone before."  -Jacob Riis

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"Common sense is genius dressed up in work clothes." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Either I will find a way, or I will make one." -Philip Sidney

"When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity." -John F. Kennedy 

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"Perhaps the secret of living well is not in having all the answers but in pursuing unanswerable questions in good company." -Rachel Naomi Remen

"To get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with." -Mark Twain 

"Life has many ways of testing a person's will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen all at once.'" -Paulo Coelho