Volume 22 No. 13
March 27, 2015
Across the great divide (excerpt)
I've been walkin' in my sleep 
Countin' troubles 'stead of countin' sheep 
Where the years went, I can't say 
I just turned around and they've gone away

The finest hour that I have seen
Is the one that comes between
The edge of night and the break of day
It's when the darkness rolls away


KATE WOLF

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the old hollywood squares

If you remember the original "Hollywood Squares" and it's comics, this may bring tears to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever.   

 

Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.   

  

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.   

  

Q. True or False: A pea can last as long as 5,000 years.

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.   

  

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.   

  

Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party, and you think he is attractive, is it okay to ask him if he's married?   

A. Rose Marie: No.....wait until morning.   

  

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?   

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.   

  

Q. What are: "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?

A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.   

  

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more, or less, with your hands while talking?

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.   

  

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?

A. Charley Weaver: Of course not.....I'm too busy growing strawberries.   

  

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.   

  

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?

A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.   

  

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.   

  

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.   

  

Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?

A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.   

  

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

A. Charley Weaver: His feet.   

  

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

A. Paul Lynde: Point....and Laugh


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Sunday, December 7, 2014

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