"I consider a goal as a journey rather than a destination. And each year I set a new goal."
~ Curtis Carlson
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR.SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define "chicken" please?
GEORGE W. BUSH I don't think I should have to answer that question.
BARACK OBAMA The chicken was fleeing oppression and social injustice in search of a better life.
COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?
grateful (EXCERPT)
There may be times when I lose the light And let my spirits sink But I can't stay depressed When I remember how I'm blessed.
In a world that can bring pain I will still take each chance For I believe that whatever the terrain Our feet can learn to dance Whatever stone life may sling We can moan or we can sing
"Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat." - Author Unknown
"Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line." - Ann Landers
"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement." - Author Unknown
"A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need." - Sydney Carroll
"Why wait? Life is not a dress rehearsal. Quit practicing what you are going to do, and just do it." - Marilyn Grey
"Sometimes I've believed in as many as six impossible things before breakfast." - Lewis Carroll
"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are stronger at the broken places." - Ernest Hemingway
"Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves." - Sir James M. Barrie
"Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I'll show you someone who has overcome adversity." - Lou Holtz
"Every one of us needs to show how much we care for each other and in the process, care for ourselves." - Diana, Princess of Wales
