A Capitol idea: "We tell folks our greatest enemy is a completely competent government," writer Mark Eaton told the
Fort Worth Chamber. "That's never gonna happen. We should be in business for a long time." Fortunate, yes. Funny, heck yes! Political satirists Capitol Steps will be the keynote entertainment for the Chamber's
Annual Meeting June 14 at the
Omni Fort Worth Hotel.
Dannon is the Presenting Sponsor and Capitol Steps' performance is courtesy of
XTO Energy. The comedy troupe's past song-and-dance ditties include "Lirty Dies," "If There Were No Rich Men" and "Workin' 9 to 10." It is all non-partisan, too, chiding Democrats and Republicans equally. Step up for one of these four seats.
Play hooky: Thanks to
Underwood Law Firm, that could be you and three Buds light-ing up the right-field porch at Globe Life Park June 9. You're in the
perfect viewing spot when Rougned Odor returns from suspension to smack another player or his 10th homer screaming right at you in Row 7. It's the
Texas Rangers and Houston Astros in the 1 p.m. series finale and a scuffle is likely to break out between these intra-state rivals. If you're caught on camera skipping out on work, don't forget that Underwood is a law firm and that Monica is its Employment Law specialist.
Fort-ified: Mr. B believes
Rock the Fort is one of the better fundraising names for an event in D/FW. Rock the Fort with Reckless Kelly is even mo' better.
Lena Pope's Young Professional Advocates throw this party -- 7 p.m. Saturday, June 4 at
Heart of the Ranch at Clearfork -- and it includes some of the best food trucks in Fort Worth, an open bar and live music. All proceeds from Rock the Fort benefit students at Chapel Hill Academy charter school and the Early Learning Center. Arrive early to hear former
B2B Insider template titan Adrian Johnston, who got out ASAP only to become a top country singer. Who knew! With a helping Hand from Keegan, here is a pair of tickets.
Front & center: Kendal (jump in the Lake) Smith sent over the Magnolia at the Modern
film series for June 10-July 17 and Mr. B was interested in seeing romantic comedy
Maggie's Plan, the first in the series. Hmmm, this second one,
The Man Who Knew Infinity, sounded as good if not better. Oh, wow, the fourth,
A Monster with a Thousand Heads, may be the best of the
noirs. Mr. B broke down and bought a season's pass and figures he'll go to those three and offer the other three to the Prospective Ms. B. You won't have to make that choice (or ruin your relationship) because Kendal has a season's pass for two. Choose between shows at the
Modern Art Museum Friday at 6 and 8 p.m., Saturday at 5 p.m. or Sunday at noon, 2 and 4 p.m.
Congratulations to May 18 Prize Winners:
- Camille Curry, Fort Worth Museum of Science & History
- Kristi Ngo, SafeHaven
- Bob Wolfe, THUMBTECHS
- Richard Standlee, ASL
- Tim Halden, FW Bike Sharing