Back by popular demand, our 'member profile' for the holidays.
Name: The Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumbles)
Place of Work: Arctic North
Title: Reformed Snow Monster
Degree(s): BS in Terror
Other Qualifications: Can put star on Christmas Tree
Place of Birth: Unknown
Family: None but I have a best friend in Yukon Cornelius (my BFF)
1. What do you do day-to-day?
I used to scare anyone in my path. However, after my reformation, I am currently on the speaker circuit talking about overcoming anger. The tour is called "Monster to Manners: How I Became a Friendly Bumbles"
Also, I am the designated light bulb changer (no ladder) at Santas Workshop.
2. What are your technical interests?
Safety (i.e., not falling off mountains)
3. What are your hobbies?
a. Favorite Color? Red and Green
b. Favorite TV Show: Ice Road Truckers
c. Favorite Music? Any Christmas song in the famous Rudolph television special, including:
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- We are Santa's Elves
- Silver and Gold
- We're a Couple of Misfits
5. Five Questions:
a. Dracula or Frankenstein: Neither -- both are mean
b. Silver or Gold: Silver
c. Dasher or Dancer: Dancer -- I just like to dance (a secret skill of Bumbles).
d. Snow or Ice: Snow (softer when you bounce)
e. Cats or Cards? CATS! (The Cardinals are still on the naughty list according to Santa)
7. Other Information:
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!