Back by popular demand, our 'member profile' for the holidays.
Name: The Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumbles)
Place of Work: Arctic North
Title: Reformed Snow Monster
Degree(s): BS in Terror
Other Qualifications: Can put star on Christmas Tree
Place of Birth: Unknown
Family: None but I have a best friend in Yukon Cornelius (my BFF)
1. What do you do day-to-day?
I used to scare anyone in my path. However, after my reformation, I am currently on the speaker circuit talking about overcoming anger. The tour is called "Monster to Manners: How I Became a Friendly Bumbles"
Also, I am the designated light bulb changer (no ladder) at Santas Workshop.
2. What are your technical interests?
Safety (i.e., not falling off mountains)
3. What are your hobbies?
Bouncing
4. Favorites:
a. Favorite Color? Red and Green
b. Favorite TV Show: Ice Road Truckers
c. Favorite Music? Any Christmas song in the famous Rudolph television special, including:
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- We are Santa's Elves
- Silver and Gold
- We're a Couple of Misfits
5. Five Questions:
a. Dracula or Frankenstein: Neither -- both are mean
b. Silver or Gold: Silver
c. Dasher or Dancer: Dancer -- I just like to dance (a secret skill of Bumbles).
d. Snow or Ice: Snow (softer when you bounce)
e. Cats or Cards? CATS! (The Cardinals are still on the naughty list according to Santa)
7. Other Information:
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!