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February 27, 2015

 

 
                      
Thought For The Day 

that drives winter from the human face."
 
 
French poet, novelist, and dramatist
of the Romantic Movement
 
1802 - 1885

 

 Why Women Make Better Assassins 

 

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were three finalists: two men and a woman.

 

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
Large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no
matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find
your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for
this job. Take your wife and go home".

 


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I
tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so
take your wife and go home "

 


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping
sweat from her brow.

 

 

 

 

 


"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I
had to kill him with the chair."


 

 
 
           Knockin' On Heaven's Door
Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan

This is where you find yourself after

your wife thrashes you about the head and shoulders

with a chair!

 
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Bo Tidwell
 
I hope you enjoyed this week's humor.
I am dedicating this article to Ed Kiley
and all my pals at The Perennial Farm. 
After re-running his favorite trade show joke for the
last 5 years (we all know it by heart now),
we think it's about time Ed got a new one.
So Ed, feel free to adopt this one if you'd like!

  
Bo Tidwell
 
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