"Welcome to the Hotel Villawood": the song (hum it to that famous Hotel California tune)
"I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Villawood
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Villawood
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here
Immigration's Tiffany-twisted, it's got a prisoner van
They've got a lot of pretty, pretty guards, who are always on hand
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called to the Manager,
'Please bring me my clothes'
He said, 'If you don't behave young girl we'll let you have the hose'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say"
Welcome to the Hotel Villawood
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
They livin' it up at the Hotel Villawood
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis
Mould crawls on the ceiling,
The pillows filled with lice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the managers chambers,
They gathered for the feast
Laughing at detainee tales,
About which ones have been fleeced.
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
'Relax' said the night man,
'We are programmed to deceive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'
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