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Origin of Christmas Elves  

 

Centuries ago, in the pagan times, Scandinavian people believed that elves are house gnomes who guarded their homes against evil. If you were good, the elves were good to you, but if you were bad, the mischievous elves would play tricks on you. Although these gnomes mostly were benevolent, they could quickly turn nasty when not properly treated, so it is told.

 

Some of the tricks they enjoyed playing were giving you nightmares by sitting on your head while you were dreaming, tangling your hair as you slept, making your milk turn sour, and stealing your sausages. Folks believed that if they left a bowl of porridge on the doorstep at night, the elves would be happy and not subject them to their ornery antics. Throughout the centuries, they were either loved or loathed. Some people even believed them to be trolls and cannibals. The perception of gnomes largely depended on whether a person was naughty, or nice.

 

By the mid-1800's the true purpose of the elves was revealed by the Scandinavians. Elves - already a tradition associated with story telling and magic, assumed a new significance in the mid-1800's and their true intention began to be held as nothing else but to help Father Christmas (Santa Claus).

 

It is during this period when the elves began to be referred to as the "Christmas elves", or simply "elves", and not "house gnomes" anymore. It is now began to be held that the elves help Santa design and make the wonderful toys and gifts he brings to children. They were said to have other duties as well. Some elves take care of Santa's reindeer and keep his sleigh in good condition, ready to fly through the skies on Christmas Eve. Others help Santa keep his naughty and nice list in order, and some elves guard the secret location of Santa's village.

 

Elves make sudden appearances in the days before Christmas, to keep an eye on each child and see which of them are behaving well and obeying their parents. They are believed to be Santa's secret agents and report their findings back to him. Children who are unkind and misbehave have their names added to the naughty list and may wake up Christmas morning to find their stockings filled with lumps of coal or bundles of twigs!

 

In This Issue
SRSCRO Holiday Card
SRSCRO Spotlight

Christmas Elves



What kind of music do elves like best?

"Wrap" music!

   

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?

Why, shortbread of course!

 

What kind of money do elves use?

Jingle bills!

 

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had low "elf" esteem!

 

How long should an elf's legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

 

What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? 

"First, YULE LOGon"!

     

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log!

 

What's the first thing elves learn in school?

The "elf"-abet!

 

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?

Elfis!

 

What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?

A real Christmas Card!

 

What do they call a wild elf in Texas?

Gnome on the range!

 

Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? 

Because Santa had said, "No L!"

   

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?

Mistle-toes!

 

What's another name for Santa's helpers?

Subordinate clauses!

 

Where do you find elves?

Depends where you left them!

 

 

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?

Elf me wrap this present for Santa!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?

Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?

Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snow time to be playing games!  Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

 

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