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Christmas Elves
What kind of music do elves like best? "Wrap" music! What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? Why, shortbread of course! What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills! Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had low "elf" esteem! How long should an elf's legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground! What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? "First, YULE LOGon"! Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log! What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet! Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? Elfis! What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card! What do they call a wild elf in Texas? Gnome on the range! Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? Because Santa had said, "No L!" If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes! What's another name for Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses! Where do you find elves? Depends where you left them! |