Dan Cheatham 4-21-2014: Statement Of Beliefs Of The Church Of The Liberal Left
CHURCH OF THE LIBERAL LEFT
STATEMENT OF BELIEFS
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(aka: Ten Step Program of Indoctrination + TWO EXTRA!  And oops, I forgot one more!)

(aka: COLON CLEANSING PROGRAM!)

1. Thou shalt believe in man-made global warming, but call it climate change.  Thou shalt be hyper-green, not just environmentally considerate.
2. Thou shalt believe in slaughtering babies in the womb, murdering them wholesale under the guise of "women having power of their own bodies."
3. Thou shalt believe in sodomizing and secularizing the military, and the fact that all public prayer anywhere is intrinsically wicked and evil.  Besides, someone praying aloud might indirectly challenge your freedom to rebel in anarchy towards the God that wants to become your loving Father.
4. Thou shalt embrace the agenda of militant Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transgenders. LGBT people are special protected individuals with “civil rights” above everyone else, and they alone are destined to run our nation and indoctrinate our school children.  They have the right to hijack every institution in society.
5. Thou shalt believe in gay marriage even though it is impossible by anatomy, science, biology, history, and sociology. After all, it is the best way to control population explosion and to make people die off early by disease (US CDC says 400% more at risk).
6. Thou shalt protect pornography, profanity, and promiscuity as free speech. But thou shalt banish all expressions of prayer or religious speaking as trespassing on public property and offending your own hard heart.
7. Thou shalt suck up and pander to Islam, Muslims and false world religions. After all, they’re each against life and against Christ like you are. (Besides if you speak against them, they may issue a Fatwah against you!)
8. Thou shalt believe in nationalized healthcare no matter the consequences to the economy, you personally, or anyone else.  This is all about “The Collective” and “Income Equality” and “Redistribution of Wealth” from the “Workalots” to the “Workallergics.”
9. Thou shalt believe in the nanny state: entitlement to food stamps, free cell phones and free housing; free government schooling including indoctrination of your children on evolution, liberalism, revisionist history, sex, condoms, alternative lifestyles, ... actually, free-everything… you’re entitled to it all!  You are the center of the universe!  Lets tax creative people to death, so that lazy people and people who refuse to pay taxes (40%) get all the freebies!  This is only fair!
10. Thou shalt believe the government is your ultimate source of everything, NOT God.  After all, you can’t even see God with your eyes.
…EXTRA, EXTRA:
11. Thou shalt categorize all criticism of the ten tenets (or anti-values) as listed above to be one thing: RACISM!  After all, the true issue (and only issue in the whole world) is that all whites hate Obama because he is a black president and they think about this constantly.  They only dislike his policies and agendas because he is black.  Never mind their disdain for white Hillary too… that’s because she’s female I guess.  Nothing else matters on earth besides the issue of RACE and everything can be lumped into this one category of evil and injustice.  All who do not believe as stated in items 1-10 above are automatically RACISTS!
12. Thou shalt agree with all godless judges, clever politicians, and naive media pundits instead of critically thinking for yourself in alignment with intelligent truth, scripture, history, and traditional values!
13.  Ooops I forgot one… one more please:  Thou must hate all inanimate guns because guns always kill, guns cause violence in and of themselves and all by themselves; they never protect and never deter.  All people are irresponsible.   Only government officials should have guns to protect us… even if it’s way too late after the incident!  But thou must NOT hate other inanimate objects like knives, swords, spears, bow-n-arrows, poison, baseball bats, cars, airplanes, bombs, fists, rocks, glass, cigarettes, electricity, fire, smoke, crack, LSD, heroin, marijuana, morning-after pills, abortion scalpels, abortion salt brine, and abortion forceps!  
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