1. Because I said so, that's why!
2. Life isn't fair, get over it.
3. Go ask your Dad.
4. When I was your age ...
5. I'll give you something to cry about.
6. What part of NO don't you understand?
7. I'm your mother, not your maid!
8. I brought you into this world, I will take you out!
9. Serves you right.
10. I hope you have 10 kids just like you!
11. I'm telling your father!
12. Don't make me pull this car over!
13. I don't care what the other kids' parents said, I said no.
14. If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you??
15. Get a grip
from Jill Smokler