Dodge Park Rest Home
Friday Special
 
  Funny Friday...Friday Laugh... 
A little humor to end the  week 
March 30, 2012 

 

 

Recently, there is a big vibe about Culture Change in long term care. At Dodge

Park Rest Home we are very proud that culture change is an ongoing process.

The way we can define culture change is as simple as asking our residents when they want to do things and in addition create an environment where residents can thrive not just exist.  

 

In the coming weeks we will discuss in more details the Dodge Park culture. Stay tuned!!!

 

 

 

The Home Depot program was a huge success!!! Pictures

and residents feedback from the program are now posted on our

Facebook page.  

 

 

Continue Laughing

 You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because

you stop laughing! Dodge Park Funny Friday GCFJ is an acronym for the

Good, Clean Funnies Jokes. We hope you will enjoy our Friday morning

jokes before the start of your day that you will want to share them with

your family and friends.   
 
  

 

Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.

 

Have a blessed and safe weekend and enjoy your family.
 


From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,

 

at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club

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Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group

Children of parents with dementia Tuesday April 10, 2012 at

6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).

Spouses of individuals with Dementia

-Tuesday April 3, 2012(1st Tuesday

of each month).

The support group meeting is FREE

and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180 to find out more information. 

The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW.

Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder

and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

 Dodge Park Rest Home $25 Weekly Riddle
 

Last week riddle winner is  Bev Lydel. The correct answer is:    Could be any of the

below numbers. 797797 686686 575575 464464 353353 242242 131131

 

This week riddle:

There are 5 houses. Each unit is painted a different color. Each owner of a unit is a

different nationality, drinks a different drink, smokes a different brand of cigarette and each

has a different type of pet.

Here are your clues:

  1. The British owner lives in the red house.
  2. The Swedish man likes dogs.
  3. The Danish man enjoys a spot of tea.
  4. When looking at the front of the houses the green house is just left of the white one.
  5. The owner of the green house likes coffee.
  6. The person that raises birds smokes Pall Malls.
  7. The man who smokes Dunhill brand also owns the yellow house.
  8. The owner of the center house drinks milk.
  9. The man from Norway lives in the last house on the left.
  10. The person who smokes Blends is the neighbor to the man who smokes Dunhill.
  11. The man who drinks beer also smokes Bluemasters.
  12. The German man smokes Prince.
  13. The Norwegian is the neighbor to the man who lives in the blue house.
  14. The person who smokes Blends lives next to the man who drinks water.

The Question: Who is the owner of the pet fish?

 

 

Please email your answer to m.shalev@dodgepark.com. We will raffle a $25

gift certificate to Starbucks between all individuals who solve this puzzle.

 

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's

Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?

"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a

gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling

marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

 

 
 Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation.

 

Men at work 

 


 

 
 Stop by the police

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

 

 
 Special golf ball...

Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.
The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball."

He draws a green golf ball out of his bag.
"Use this one - You can't lose it!"
His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!!"
The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it.
If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit it into the water it produces bubbles,

and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it."
Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced.

The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball?"
The man replies, "I found it."
(Think about it... it'll come to you :)

 

 
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Dodge Park At Home- A Unique Model for Caring at Home

Your parents have always provided patience 
 
love , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn
 
to be there for them .
 

Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care

for seniors.  From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit

your family needs.  Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of

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Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility  and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
 
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