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Funny Friday...Friday Laugh...
A little humor to end the week
March 23, 2012
The Home Depot program was a huge success!!! Stay tune for pictures
and residents feedback. Home Depot will be back next month!!!
Continue Laughing
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because
you stop laughing! Dodge Park Funny Friday GCFJ is an acronym for the
Good, Clean Funnies Jokes. We hope you will enjoy our Friday morning
jokes before the start of your day that you will want to share them with
your family and friends.
Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.
Have a blessed and safe weekend and enjoy your family.
From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,
at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club
If you like Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club Funny
Friday edition, let us know. If you don't, you might be
too serious, and you can easily unsubscribe from our
Funny Friday newsletter.
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| Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group | | |
Children of parents with dementia Tuesday April 10, 2012 at
6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).
Spouses of individuals with Dementia
-Tuesday April 3, 2012(1st Tuesday
of each month).
The support group meeting is FREE
and open to the public.
Please call (508) 853-8180 to find out more information.
The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW.
Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder
and caregiver issues, coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007. |
| Dodge Park Rest Home $25 Weekly Riddle |
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Last week riddle winner is Joe Cohen. The correct answer is " Ask that the
guard standing in front of the freedom door please step forward. No verbal answer is needed"
This week riddle:
There is this 6 digit number! The tens digit is 2 more than the ones digit. The
hundreds digit is 2 less than the tens digit. Now the hundreds digit is again equal to
the thousands digit. The ten thousands digit is 2 more than the thousands digit and
the hundred thousands digit is 2 less than the ten thousands digit. What is the digit?
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Please email your answer to m.shalev@dodgepark.com. We will raffle a $25
gift certificate to Starbucks between all individuals who solve this puzzle. |
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| Walking trails | |
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement:
In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country.
The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don't
scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention
to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly
dropping because it has tiny bells in it.
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| Preparation for parenthood....or not | |
Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here
are few simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience
of being a mother or father.
Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months, take out 10% of the beans. Men: to prepare for paternity, go the local drug store, tip the contents of your wallet on the counter,
and tell the pharmacist to help himself. Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper and read it for the last time.
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out, smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains. Hide a fish finger behind the stereo and leave it there all summer. Stick your fingers in the flowerbeds then rub them on the clean walls. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
Always repeat everything you say at least five times.
Hollow out a melon. Make a small hole in the side. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side
to side. Now get a bowl of soggy Froot Loops and attempt to spoon it into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane. Continue until half of the Froot Loops are gone. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor. You are now ready to feed a 12-month old baby.
Learn the names of every character from Barney and Friends, Sesame Street and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. When you find yourself singing "I love you, you love me" at work, now!, you finally qualify as a parent. | | |
| Travel alone | A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.
- Anything else?
- NO, thanks,
- Maybe, your wife needs something ?
- Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting cards ?
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| Meeting of the mind... | Two friends: - Hi. How are you? - Everything is fine. Just a bit frustrated. Yesterday had a quarrel with my wife. - Why? - We can't agree where to spend the vacation. I want to go to Thailand... and she wants to go with me.
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| Pen or Pencil? | |
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not
work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to
develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil. | | |
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| Dodge Park At Home- A Unique Model for Caring at Home | |
Your parents have always provided patience love , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn to be there for them .
Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care
for seniors. From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit
your family needs. Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of
mind for you.
Call us today and find out about our special rates.
Please Like us on facebook by clicking on this link.
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| Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
e-mail: m.shalev@dodgepark.com 508-853-8180 | |
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