Dodge Park Rest Home
Friday Special
 
  Funny Friday...Friday Laugh... 
A little humor to end the  week 
February 17, 2012 
 

Join our residents and your loved one on March 21, 2012 between the

hours of of 1pm and 5pm for a special arts and crafts program at

Dodge Park Rest Home, hosted by Home Depot of Worcester.

Bring friends, family and most importantly, the grandchildren for a

special afternoon of fun, interaction and creativity.

Click on this link to view the event flyer!

 

This week, our Funny Friday is dedicated to Valentine Day, or more

precisely Valentine week. Let's share the love and happines and carry

this over for this coming weekend. Feel free to share our valentine jokes

and riddles, and please notice that we are offering two (2)  $25 gift

certificates this week!!!

 

Continue Laughing

 You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because

you stop laughing! Dodge Park Funny Friday GCFJ is an acronym for the

Good, Clean Funnies Jokes. We hope you will enjoy our Friday morning

jokes before the start of your day that you will want to share them with

your family and friends.

 

 

 

 

 

Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.

 

Have a blessed and safe weekend and enjoy your family.
 


 

 

From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,

 

at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club

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Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group

Children of parents with dementia Tuesday March 13, 2012 at

6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).

Spouses of individuals with Dementia

-Tuesday March 6, 2012(1st Tuesday

of each month).

The support group meeting is FREE

and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180 to find out more information. 

The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW.

Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder

and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

 Dodge Park Rest Home $25 Weekly Riddle
 

Last week riddle winner is Isik Arika. (Last week was a hard one).

 

This week riddle:

 

At the end of class on a Friday afternoon, a math teacher announces the following to

his students:

"I will be giving a pop quiz some day next week, and I guarantee you will not know

the quiz is happening until you come into class that day."

Gina, one of the students in the class, thinks about the teacher's statement and determines that the quiz could not possibly be on Friday, because if it were, then

all of the students would know this on Thursday night, which would would contradict what the teacher said about the quiz being a surprise.

She then determines the quiz could not be on Thursday either, because if it was,

all the students would know by Wednesday night (since the quiz hadn't yet happened,

and thus must be on Thursday or Friday, but since we already determined it couldn't

be on Friday, it must be Thursday). Again, this wouldn't be a surprise, contradiciting

what the teacher said, and so the quiz couldn't be on Thursday.

Using the same logic, she then determines that the quiz could not be on Wednesday,

or Tuesday, or Monday. Thinking that the teacher must have been contradicting

himself, Gina decides the quiz couldn't be any day of the week, and decides to not

bother studying for it.

Much to Gina's surprise, the teacher announces on Tuesday that he is giving a pop

quiz. Gina is surprised, just as the teacher said she would be.

 

What was wrong with Gina's reasoning?

 

 

Please email your answer to m.shalev@dodgepark.com. We will raffle a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks between all individuals who solve this puzzle.

 Be my valentine..

A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him. He goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

 

 
 
Economist valentine
Top economist Valentine's Day cards

4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.

3. Let's raise housing starts together.

2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.

1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.

Valentine Riddle - This week we are offering another $25 for the special Valentine Riddles.
 
 Short Valentine collections..

What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

 

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!

 

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!

 

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places!

 

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"

 

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

 

 

 

Dodge Park At Home- A Unique Model for Caring at Home

Your parents have always provided patience 
 
love , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn to be there for them .
 

Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care for seniors.  From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit your family needs. 

Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of mind for you.  

Call us today and find out about our special rates.

 

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Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility  and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
 
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