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Funny Friday...Friday Laugh...
A little humor to end the week
November 18, 2011
At Dodge Park Rest Home we make great effort to work with our families, to have them provide items that support their loved one's values and history. Sometimes families are hesitant because they don't understand the purpose or benefit, they sometimes are concerned that
the items may go missing because of the nature of some of our other folks with dementia. However, with today's color-scanners awards, diplomas, and pictures can all be easily copied so that families may keep the originals and trophies and plaques are safely secured in the
memory boxes. The time and trouble involved in creating a resident's life story will result in more positive interactions and communications. It will exemplify the outstanding value of each resident in our facility and bring it to the consciousness of our caregivers and associates.
DAVE THE DATE:
December 18, 2011 at Dodge Park Rest Home 12:30pm - Christmas party - resident gifts by Santa with Bill Sbrogna in charge of the music at Dodge Park Rest Home
December 16, 2011 - Family , customers and supporters appreciation night at the Hilton Garden Inn , Worcester 5:30pm-8:30pm, RSVP required
December 21, 2011 between 5:00pm and 7:00pm. Christmas dinner for residents and family members together at Dodge Park Rest Home with Arnie Hamm and Lenny Zarcones on the music.
Join us for an inspiration night of fun, music and great food.
December 21, 2011 - Lightinng the first light of the Menorah to celebrate Hanukkah.
Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.
Have a blessed and safe weekend and enjoy your family.
From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,
at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club
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| Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group | | |
Childrens of parens with demeniaTuesday December 13, 2011 at 6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).
Spouses of individuals with Dementia -Tuesday December 6, 2011 (1st Tuesday of each month).
The support group meeting is FREE and open to the public.
Please call (508) 853-8180n to find out more information.
The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW. Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder and caregiver issues, coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007. |
| Dodge Park Rest Home weekly $25 challenge | |
Last week winner of Dodge Park Rest Home weekly riddle will be announce next week due to Micha shalev vacation.
This week riddle:
I keep stuff in I'm usually on top I can sit to the right to the left or the middle I'm used to go pow Can you figure me out now or do I have you baffled with this very heady riddle?
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Please email your answer to m.shalev@dodgepark.com. We will raffle a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks between all individuals who solve this puzzle. |
| Smart wishing | | |
Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle? He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch."
The man was ecstatic. "What catch?" he asked.
The Genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari! " POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
"NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferrari's," said the Genie.
"Next wish?"
"I'd LOVE a million dollars..." replied the man. POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO MILLION dollars," said the Genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man.
"What is your final wish?"
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney...
(Thank you Isabel R. CA for this jokes)
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| Fastest building builder... | |
An American is in Singapore for a short stay. He gets into a cab and asks the driver to show him the sights. The cabby first takes him to Orchard Road.
"What's that?" says the American.
"Oh, that's Takashimaya shopping center. It's a shopping complex with over 300 stores."
"Gollee," drawls the American. "How long do you reckon it took to put?"
"Oh, I dunno," replies the cabby. "About two years, I think."
"TWO years!" exclaims the American. "Why, in American, we would out that up in less than ONE year!"
The cabby continues on the tour and passes by Shenton Way.
"What's that?" says the American, craning his neck and looking up.
"Oh, That's the UOB Building. It's got 70 stories and about 10,000 people work in that one building."
"Mah Goodness," drawls that American. "How long do you reckon it took to put that up?"
The cabby, not wanting to be outdone this time, said, "Oh, I seem to remember that going up in about six months."
"Six Months!" exclaims the American. "Why, in American, we could put up that building in THREE months!"
The cabby is now getting a little annoyed. He turns west and takes his passenger by another expressway.
"Golleee," drawls the American, looking 1,800 feet up to the top of the tower, "What's that?"
"I dunno," says the cabby. "It wasn't here this morning."
(Thank you to Earnie G. Newton MA) |
| The saddest story... | | |
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Bill said to Jim and Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way."
So Bill starts telling jokes.
At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!" |
| Brain teaser | | |
- A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
- A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
- A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
- There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?
- What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
- Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
- This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
- You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
- If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
- (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
- Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Now how many could you answer?
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ANSWERS:
- The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
- The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
- The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
- Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
- The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.
- Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
- The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph
- If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
- If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
- Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
- Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.
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| The Day Club at Dodge Park - Fall Special | |
Your parents have always provided patience , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn to be there for them .
Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care for seniors. From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit your family needs.
Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of mind for you.
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| Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
e-mail: m.shalev@dodgepark.com 508-853-8180 | |
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