Dodge Park Rest Home
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A little humor to end the  week 
October 28, 2011
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN

  

 From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,Good Lord, deliver us.

 

On behalf of all the staff at Dodge Park Rest Home and The Adult Day Club I would like to wish you all a happy and scarry Halloween. As I love the saying : Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight; In the wan moon's silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Please share your Halloween pictures. We will raffle a $25 gift card for the most original costume. Please email them all to m.shalev@dodgepark.com
 

 Please join us on October 30, 2011 at 2:30 for our monthly

"A Time For Family".

"A Time for Family' is on the last Sunday of each month at 2:30pm with ongoing entertainment for all to enjoy. This is a welcome invitation to all Dodge Park Rest Home residents and The Day Club participants friends and family members to come and be part of their loved one life and enjoy a great afternoon of fun, and music.

  

Dodge Park Rest Home is very please to host a special evening:Planning for The Future: Not For Kids Anymore. If you are 55 years or older, join us for an interactive, hands-on workshop! Attorney Kristina Vickstrom, of Vickstrom

Law, and Financial Advisor Ryan Kittredge, of Richard Carr & Associates

will explore practical legal and financial strategies that you can apply today to "future-proof " your estate plan. The event will take place

Wednesday, November 15th at 6:00 at Dodge Park Rest Home, 101 Randolph Road, Worcester, MA 01606

 

Please RSVP to Attorney Kristina Vickstrom online at admin@vickstromlaw.com or by calling 508.757.3800. Seating is limited so reserve your spot now.

Light dinner will be provided. The event is FREE and open to the public.

 

 

Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.

 

Have a blessed and safe weekend and enjoy your family.
 


 

 

From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,

 

at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club

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Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group

Childrens of parens with demeniaTuesday November 8, 2011 at 6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).

Spouses of individuals with Dementia -Tuesday December 6, 2011 (1st Tuesday of each month).

The support group meeting is FREE and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180n to find out more information. 

The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW. Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

Dodge Park Rest Home weekly $25 challenge

This week we have 2 winner. The first one for the riddle on October 14, 2011 is Gloria Bendor and the winner of the last week riddle is Cheryl Owoc. The correct answer for last week riddle is Mountain!!! Congraulation both winners and thank you for supporting Dodge Park Rest Home.

 

This week riddle:

A man pushing a car stops outside a hotel, he pays $500 to the owner and carries on pushing his car. WHY?

 

Please email your answer to m.shalev@dodgepark.com. We will raffle a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks between all individuals who solve this puzzle.
 

A Trip To Walmart

It was mid-October and I was waiting for my wife, Julie, at the checkout at Walmart supermarket in Worcester, Massachusetts, USA, I noticed that someone had left behind their broom.

When no one came to claim it, I went outside to search for a couple I remembered seeing at the cashier's desk. I spotted them getting into their truck and hurried over.

'Excuse me,' I said to the young woman, 'but did you by any chance leave your broom inside?'
'No,' she retorted quickly and with a smile, 'we came by truck.'

 
Short and Funny
 
 

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.

 

What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

 

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
Cos everyone was a goblin.

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A bloodhound.

 
My dental hygienist...

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

 
Funny Halloween Quotes
 

Here are Halloween quotes to share with your friends.

 

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.  Kurt Vonnegut

 

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to.  Richard H. Barham

 

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.  Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

 

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.  Theodosia Garrison

 

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.  Lloyd Douglas

 

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.  John A. Wheeler

 

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. David Russell

 
Halloween party

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.

 

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

 
Twick or Tweat

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my cookies!"

 
The Day Club at Dodge Park - Fall Special

Your parents have always provided patience , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn to be there for them .
 

Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care for seniors.  From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit your family needs. 

Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of mind for you.  

 


 

 

 

Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility  and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
 
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