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Funny Friday...Friday Laugh...
A little humor to end the week
September 30, 2011
To all our readers, supporters and friends who are going to celebrate the Rosh Hashanah (Jewish New Year) this week, i would like to wish you all a Happy New Year, "Chag Samayach" (In Hebrew), "Gut Yuntiff" in Yiddish and "Joyeuses Fêtes" in French. May this year bring to you and all your extended family happiness, good health and success in all your doing.
If you did not RSVP yet to Dodge Park Rest Home - Mental Massage event next week on October 5, 2011 please do so ASAP. We still have few open slots.
To RSVP and join team Dodge Park, please call Debbie Williams and/or Judy Martin at (508) 853-8180. For more information please email: m.shalev@DodgePark.comwww.DodgePark.com
We will provide a team shirt to all participants.
Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.
Have a blessed and safe weekend and enjoy your family.
From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,
at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club
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| Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group | | |
Childrens of parens with demeniaTuesday October 11, and November 8, 2011 at 6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).
Spouses of individuals with Dementia -Tuesday October 4, and November 1, 2011 (1st Tuesday of each month).
The support group meeting is FREE and open to the public.
Please call (508) 853-8180n to find out more information.
The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW. Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder and caregiver issues, coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007. |
| Dodge Park Rest Home weekly $25 challenge | |
The correct answer for last riddle was the letter "E". The winner of last week ridle is Renee Glazier.
A lot of people asked me for the correct answer for the flow chart diagram riddle that no one solve yet - the correct answer for the Roving Robot is : "There was a stationary car parked 25 yards to the robot's right. The program should have said "moving land vechile instead of is there a land vechile". This was a hard one !!! | |
This week new riddle:
There is a somewhat confusing situation at the dog show this year. Four brothers - Andy,Bill,Colin and Donald- each enter two dogs, and each has named his dogs after two of his brothers. Consequently, there are two dogs named Andy, two named Bill, two named Colin and two named Donald.
Of the eight dogs, three are corgis, three labradors and two dalmations. None of the four brothers owns two dogs of the same breed. No two dogs of the same breed have the same name. Niether of Andy's dogs is named Donald and neither of Colin's dogs is named Andy. No corgi is named Andy and no labrador is named Donald. Bill does not own a labrador.
Who are the owners of the dalmatians and what are the dalmatian's name?
Please email your answer to m.shalev@dodgepark.com. We will raffle a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks between all individuals who solve this puzzle. |
| Funny Signs | | |
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company : "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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| God will provide.. | |
After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him.
"What are your plans?" he asked Joseph.
"I'm a scholar of the bible," Joseph replied.
"Well, that's admirable," Leslie's father replied. "But what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter?"
"I will study, and God will surely provide for us," Joseph explained.
"And how will you buy her a nice engagement ring?"
"I will study hard, and God will provide for us."
"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiance.
The conversation continued in much the same fashion. After Joseph and Leslie had left, her mother asked her father what he found out.
The father answered, "Well, he has no job and no plans, but the good news is that he thinks I'm God." | |
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Why do women love cats. They do what they want, don't listen, don't come when you call them, stay out all day and night, catch the occasional bird, then at home they just want to be left alone and sleep. So basically women love all these characteristics in a cat but hate men for the same things!
Little Johnny runs crying downstairs. His mother asks, "What's wrong now Johnny?" "Dad was hanging shelves" says Johnny, "and he hit his thumb with the hammer." "So why are you crying?" soothes Johnny's mother, "you're a big boy, you don't normally cry at things like that. You normally laugh." "I did" sobbed Johnny.
A guy walks long faced into a bar. "Double vodka", he says. "Bad day?", asks the barman. "Yes, my brother just told me he's gay." Next day the same guy is in the bar and orders two double vodkas. "What's the problem today?" enquires the barman. "My younger brother told me he's gay." The 3rd day the guy is back again and orders 5 double vodkas. The bartender says, "What's up? Does nobody in your family like women?" "Yes, my wife..."
Old Texas saying, "If you can't dazzle them with your manliness, riddle them with bullets.
A Termite walks into the pub, straight up to the bar counter and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" (Do you need to think about that one - perhaps you should lie down, relax, grab a glass of red wine and enjoy the world) |
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| The Day Club at Dodge Park - Fall Special | |
Your parents have always provided patience , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn to be there for them .
Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care for seniors. From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit your family needs.
Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of mind for you.
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| Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
e-mail: m.shalev@dodgepark.com 508-853-8180 | |
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