Dodge Park Rest Home
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A little humor to end the  week 
September 23, 2011
 

 

 

 

We would like to invite you to join Dodge Park Rest Home and The Adult Day Club team for the 2011 Worcester County Alzheimer's Memory Walk on

Sunday, September 25, 2011. Registration begins 9:00am.

The event will take place at Quinsigamond Community College

670 West Boylstone Street Worcester MA.


 

 

To RSVP and join team Dodge Park, please call Debbie Williams and/or Judy Martin at (508) 853-8180. For more information please email: m.shalev@DodgePark.comwww.DodgePark.com 

We will provide a team shirt to all participants.

 

Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.

 

Have a blessed and safe weekend and enjoy your family.
 


 

 

From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,

 

at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club

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Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group

Childrens of parens with demeniaTuesday October 11, and November 8, 2011 at 6pm (2nd Tuesday of each month).

Spouses of individuals with Dementia -Tuesday October 4, and November 1, 2011 (1st Tuesday of each month).

The support group meeting is FREE and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180n to find out more information. 

The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW. Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

Dodge Park Rest Home weekly $25 challenge
The correct answer for last riddle was "NOTHING".  The winner of last week ridle is Armenti K. from Shrewsbury.

This week new riddle:

  

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

 

Please email your answer to m.shalev@dodgepark.com. We will raffle a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks between all individuals who solve this puzzle.
 

Dear Abby...

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.

I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls."

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my Taylor made 460 driver.

So is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the PGA Superstore.  

signed concerned golfer

Actuall writings on hospital charts

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.  

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.  

5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night   6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.  

7. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.  

8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.  

9.The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.  

10. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.  

11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.  

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.  

13. She is numb from her toes down.  

14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.  

15. The skin was moist and dry.  

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.  

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.  

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid  

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy  

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.  

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.  

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function  

24. Skin: somewhat pale. but present.  

25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.  

26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall  

27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

Two professors

There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger one. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth."

The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the worst."

The first professor says "Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat dinner."

The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off. The second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave." Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.

Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay says, "Well listen. My father told me to find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done. That is stupid if I've ever heard it." Sam says "Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me which penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave."

 
Funny truths

1.Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

 

FREE Mental Message Program Invitation - at Dodge Park Rest Home

Your parents have always provided patience , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn to be there for them .
 

Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care for seniors.  From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit your family needs. 

Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of mind for you.  

 


 

 

 

Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility  and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
 
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