Childrens of parens with demeniaTuesday July 12, and August 9, 2011 at 6pm.

Spouses of individuals with Dementia -Tuesday August 2, September 13, 2011.

The support group meeting is FREE and open to the public.

Please call (508) 853-8180n to find out more information. 

The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW. Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder and caregiver issues,  coping with illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007.

i hate when i miss a phone call on the last ring, and when i call back immidietly it rings 9times and goes to voicemail. wtf did you do after i didn't pick up? drop the phone and run away?

A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: This car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. The driver's license was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying officer told you I was speeding, too!

1) our music sucks

2)explaining something to your parents is called "complaining"

3) when you go out with friends it automatically means you are getting high/ drinking

4) when you are asked what you want to do, it really means "we're doing this today, and you're going to do it and not complain

5) our tv shows are stupid

6) our clothes make us look like clowns.

7) if we don't finish our 7 pages of homework were lazy, but were disrespectful if we don't spend enough time with them

8) if we get pissed at them we have anger management problems, but if we don't say anything were being mood

9) if we do anything fun were immature, but we're too young to do adult things

10) if we don't keep our rooms clean we're slobs, but if we keep it too clean we're trying to hid something

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.' I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad..' 'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.