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Funny Friday...Friday Laugh...
A little humor to end the week
July 15, 2011
SAVE THE DATE
Dodge Park Rest Home is very pleased to invite all customers and the public to
a FREE program on Wednesday Oct 5, 2011 at 6pm. Join motivational speaker and life coach Tom Ingrassia and licensed massage therapist Jared Chrudimsky
in this innovative fusion of cerebral and physical massage.
Mental Massage promotes personal and professional growth, reduces stress, and enhances mind/body balance. A body at ease lets your mind become more receptive to personal and professional growth. Program details!!!
Dodge Park Rest Home is very pleased to announce the introduction of a new support group program in addition to the one that is currently in place and has been for the past years.
On August 2, 2011 and continuing on the first Tuesday of each month at 6:00pm, Dodge Park Rest Home will host a special group meeting for spouses of individuals with memory impairment, dementia and/or Alzheimer's disease. To view program details please click on this link!!!
Our regular support group for children of individuals with dementia will continue meeting on July 12, 2011 and continue on the second Tuesday of each month at 6pm. To view this program please click on this link!!!.
Both support groups will continue to be run by Elaine Kapperman LICSW.
A light dinner will be provided starting at 5:30pm.
Hope to see you all at our upcoming events.
Have a blessed weekend and enjoy your family.
From Micha Shalev, Ben Herlinger and Carrie Lindberg,
at Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club
If you like Dodge Park Rest Home and Day Club Funny Friday edition, let us know. If you don't, you might be too serious, and you can easily unsubscribe from our Funny Friday newsletter.
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| Dodge Park Rest Home Alzheimer's / Dementia Caregivers Support Group | | |
Childrens of parens with demeniaTuesday July 12, and August 9, 2011 at 6pm.
Spouses of individuals with Dementia -Tuesday August 2, September 13, 2011.
The support group meeting is FREE and open to the public.
Please call (508) 853-8180n to find out more information.
The support group leader at both program will be Elaine Kapperman, LICSW. Ms. Kapperman has many years of experience with grief counseling, elder and caregiver issues, coping with
illness, EMDR, relaxation techniques, child treatment. She is running Dodge Park support group since 2007. |
| 20 Signs You Are Drinking Too Much Coffee... | | |
1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. You ski uphill.
3.You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
4. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
5. You lick your coffe pot clean.
6. You're employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.
7. Your eyes stay open while you sneeze.
8. You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
9.You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
10. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
11. You forget to unwrap candy bars before you eat them.
12. Peope get dizzy just watching you.
13. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
14. Instant coffee takes too long.
15. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
16. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
17. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
18. You help your dog chase its tail.
19. You want to be cremated so that you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee mug.
20. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
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a philosophy professor wanted to test his advanced students for finals, to give them sommething
really challenging. so, on the day of the finals, he puts a chair on his desk. he says, " you have 1 hour to prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST. you may begin." everyone madly scribbles on their paper explaining physics and molecules and such, except for one student. the assignment only takes him thirty seconds. he puts it on the professor's desk and walks away. ghe next day, the students get their essay's back. the person whom had scored the highest is the one whom only took thirty seconds. the professor shared his paper with them all. his paper said: " What chair?"
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| Visit to a Bar | | |
A man walked into a bar and ordered two beers. He drank them and left. He did this every saturday night for the next few weeks until the bartender asked, "Why do you always buy two beers?"
The man said, "My brother and I used to go to our local bar on Saturday nights and drink a beer together. He was deployed in Iraq so I drink his beer for him now."
"I'm sorry," the bartender says and hands the man his two beers. This continues for many weeks to come until the man comes in one Saturday and only orders one beer.
"Why are you only having one?" the bartender asks, worried for the worst. The man replies, "I quit drinking." |
| Things you want to know. | | |
Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left?
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A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right! And that's where women's buttons have remained since.
Q: Why do ships and aircraft use 'mayday' as their call for help? A: This comes from the French word m'aidez - meaning 'help me' -- and is pronounced, approximately, 'mayday.'
Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called 'love'? A: In France, where tennis became popular, round zero on the scoreboard looked like an egg and was called 'l'oeuf,' which is French for 'egg.' When tennis was introduced in the US, Americans (mis)pronounced it 'love.'
Q. Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses? A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous.
Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called 'passing the buck'? A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility of dealing,he would 'pass the buck' to the next player.
Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast? A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would only touch or clink the host's glass with his own.
Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be 'in the limelight'?
A: Invented in 1825, limelight was used in lighthouses and theatres by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light. In the theatre, a performer 'in the limelight' was the centre of attention.
Q: Why is someone who is feeling great 'on cloud nine'? A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain, with nine being the highest cloud. If someone is said to be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.
Q: In golf, where did the term 'Caddie' come from? A. When Mary Queen of Scots went to France as a young girl, Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the Scots game 'golf.' So he had the first course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into 'caddie'.
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs? A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called 'pygg'. When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as 'pygg banks.' When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a container that resembled a pig. And it caught on.
Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches (milling), while pennies and nickels do not? A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of theprecious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave.
So there ! Now you know !
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Your parents have always provided patience , reassurance, and protection through all of life's ups and downs. Now it's your turn to be there for them .
Dodge Park at Home Personal Care specializes in dependable, affordable in - home care for seniors. From a simple helping hand to 24-hour care, we can tailor a program to suit your family needs.
Let us provide a better quality of life for your loved one, and peace of mind for you.
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| Dodge Park Rest Home
Worcester Premier Rest Home Facility and a Supportive Social Model Day/Night Club Program for Seniors
101 Randolph Road
Worcester, MA 01606
e-mail: m.shalev@dodgepark.com 508-853-8180 | |
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